"Hey, you want to help me out with something?"

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Completely disregarding your response, Mr. Bones continues. "I got a heads up about some creep who's purposefully getting a longer blank period before getting to the transit station. We're clearing out the one of the entrances so that we can set up the reincarnation trap."

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Once again ignoring you, Mr. Bones starts talking again. "So we have this thing where we trick specific types of creeps into [REDACTED] so that we can [REDACTED] and give 'em the [REDACTED]. I need someone to be a recorder so that we can renew the training video, and you're the first person I found." 

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Mr. Bones then waves at you to follow him towards the mission area.

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"Alright, that's all set. We got the fake stary void, the lighting, the chair, and the entrance, and your recording location. All you have to do is hit the button when I say go, got it?"

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"Okay, cool." Mr. Bones then talks to someone on the other end of a radio. "Ma'am, everything is all ready, we just need you and then the victim, over." . . . "Copy that, I also found a recorder so that we can update the training video, over." . . . "Got it, I'll see you then, over."

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Mr. Bone's voice crackles through on the radio in the camera control booth. "All right, hit the button and then if you want, you can stay and watch. Don't worry about stopping it, the only thing that button is for is making sure that everything starts properly."

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<<CAMERA FEED>>

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NOTE:

The dialogue for the camera feed follows a script format

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Mr. Bones is seen standing to the right of an entity sitting on a throne made of black steel, with accents of gold and chrome. The entity is covered in a dark cloak, with all skin being covered in shadow.

Mr. Bones: "Ma'am, we are live." 

???: "Good. The scum shall be arriving right about. . . now."

???2: "WHOA" *THUNK* "OOooff."

The newcomer stands up and looks around at the space, before turing around to see Mr. Bones and the entity on the throne.

???2: "Where am I? Am I dead?"

???: "That you are child."

The entity then stands up from the throne and takes of their hood, to reveal a woman with dark hair and pale skin.

???: "I am Lady Death, and welcome to my domain."

The newcomer then looks her up and down, dusts off his clothing, slicks back his hair, and starts trying to flirt with Death.

???2: Well, babe, the names H.P. McWannabe, and I'm going to guess that you're giving me three options. Heaven, rebirth, or a new world with one of my wishes being granted."

Lady Death: "Right. . ."

H.P. McWannabe: "Well, if I follow the plots of all those animes, I wish for you to come with me and be the first member of my harem!"

Lady Death can be seen trying to not break down laughing, in which she is sucessful. . . until she makes eye contact with Mr. Bones and starts cackling, much to the confusion of Mr. McWannabe.

H.P. McWannabe: "W-wait, why are you laughing? Aren't you supposed to submit to all my orders and desires?"

Mr. Bones: "That ain't how things work here, buddy."

After regaining her composure, Lady Death gives Mr. Bones an order.

Lady Death: "Well Bones, you know what to do."

Mr. Bones: "Oh yes, please tell me you mean what you think I mean!"

Lady Death: "Yes Bones. Give him the boiler plate!"

Mr. Bones starts cackling in glee as he starts binding the arms of the newly damned H.P. McWannabe.

Lady Death: "You, yes you, behind the screen. You might want to skip the next part, as the boiler plate will be conducted then."

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