Light: Why does everyone suspect me like wtf

    *has evil smirk all the time*

    Light: Why is everyone all suspicious around me?

    *always does suspicious things*

    Light: But guys I'm a normal kid.

    *gets perfect scores in math, science, english, history, phys ed, arabic, communicating with aliens from Mars, etc*

    Light: I shouldn't make any stupid moves.

    "Well Near, looks like I win." -said before the 100% certainty that they would die.

    Light: I'm a god, I'm above all of you! df u talking about? u wanna fukin go!? bish ill keel u

    *less than a minute later*

    Light: I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE!!

    Me: It's 4am help-