Thank you @Erinthecoolcar890 for this request!

Warning, this one-shot contains strong language.

~Lia

You and your two best friends, Matt and Mello, were currently getting ready to go to the mall. You and the two boys lived together, because of your interaction with the mafia, they thought it would be safer for you if the three of you lived together... At least, that's what they told you. In reality, they did it because the two boys had major hard ons for you.

Anyway, you were going to the mall because you had recently ruined your favourite shirt by spilling grape juice all over it. So, you wanted to find another shirt similar to, or the same as that one.

You and Matt stood at the door, waiting for Mello to finish getting ready, as usual.

"Mello, hurry up!" You shout up the staircase, beginning to become impatient. In the next second, Mello is walking down the stairs, pulling his leather jacket over his arms.

"Alright, I'm here. Let's go." He says, as Matt pushes the front door open.

You all load into Matt's car, with Matt driving, Mello in the passengers seat, and you in the back.

Once the three of you arrive at the mall, you make a beeline for the store where you had boughten the shirt.

You look around, searching for the shirt that you wanted. You scan the store with your eyes, spotting a rack full of a shirt that looked like the one you were looking for.

You walk briskly to the rack and look at the shirt. Voila! It's the shirt you were looking for! You search for your size.

Eventually, you find your size and buy it. You walk out of the store and find Matt and Mello sitting on a bench, Matt playing his GameBoy and Mello smirking at something on his phone.

"Did you find your shirt?" Matt asks, not moving his eyes from his GameBoy. You've learned over the years of living with Matt that he can do almost anything while playing video games. You once saw him cook an entire meal without looking away from his DS.

"Yep," you pull the shirt out of the bag and show it to him. By this point, Mello had looked away from his phone and put it back into his pocket.

"Are we ready to leave now?" Matt asks, standing up, closing his GameBoy and shoving it into the back pocket of his jeans.

"No, I want to look for a new pair of pants." Mello says, beginning to walk to another store.

You and Matt follow behind him. Mello walks into a very dimly lighted store and begins to search around. As you look around, you notice that the majority of the clothes in the store are either leather, or lingerie.

You trail Mello, looking at the leather pants as he looks through them for whatever he was looking for.

"Hey Y/N!" Matt calls, getting your attention. You turn to him and see that he's holding black and red coloured lingerie in his hand. "This would look really good on you!" He grins as your cheeks go red

"Matt!" You half shout, embarrassment clear in your voice and on your face

"Are you serious, Matt?" Mello asks, his tone very unamused. Mello walks to Matt

"She would totally look better in this one." He smirks, pulling a different style of lingerie off of the rack

"Mello!" Your cheeks heat up even more. The two turn to smirk at each other. "I'm leaving." You say, walking brusquely out of the dark store

You let out a huff as you sit on the bench that was outside the store. You wait quietly, letting the burning on your cheeks calm down.

The two walk out of the store after about 10 minutes, both smirking mischievously.

"I can't wait to see you in the gift we got you." Mello says. Your eyes shift down to the bag in his hand

"I swear, if you two bought one of those things, I'm going to kill the both of you." You say harshly, narrowing your eyes at the two

"I don't think we should show her what we got." Matt whispers to Mello, though he spoke loud enough that you could still hear him

"You fuckers!" You shout, snatching the bag from Mello. You begin marching back to Matt's car.

The two boys follow you, muffling their laughs with their hands as you storm away.

You climb into the backseat of Matt's car and slam the door, shoving the two bags onto the seat beside you as you buckle your seatbelt.

You cross your arms over your chest as Matt and Mello climb into the car with you.

"Y/N, have you even looked in the bag yet?" Matt asks, as he starts the car

"No, I'm scared to see what you assholes found." You say, shooting them both a glare

"Maybe you should look inside the bag before you go calling us assholes." Mello says, turning to look at you. You glare at him, then at the bag, before you finally grab it and look inside.

You open the bag slowly, revealing nothing more than a few pairs of leather pants.

"We were just messing with you, Y/N." Matt flashes you a toothy grin in the mirror before laughing

"You two are assholes!" You throw the bag of pants at Mello

"We didn't even buy you anything, and you're still calling us assholes... That seems uncalled for." Mello says, faking sadness

"Oh no, don't even try to play the victim card. The two of you are total assholes! Don't even try to deny it!" You shout, less angry than you were before. You uncross your arms and look out the window.

You pull up to your house, and the three of you get out of the car and enter the house. You take off your shoes and begin climbing the stairs to your room. You hear Matt begin to talk in a slightly louder voice than he normally would

"You know Mello, I think Y/N would have looked dead sexy in one of those outfits." He says

"Well Matt, I guess we'll just have to use our imaginations for now." Mello replies

"Assholes!" You shout from your spot at the top of the staircase, directing your profanity at the two boys, who were now pissing themselves laughing.