(A/N): Don't really know if I can call this a mature, but some 'stuff' pops up so....

You had recently just given birth and you were exhausted. But, you tried not to let it stop you from working and tried your best to try and help L with a new case the two of you were working on. You also tried to make sure that your child, (C/N), didn't cause a racket and distract L.
L had told you many times that he would take care of (C/N) and told you to sleep, but you ignored him.
You also tried to make sure no one that you were working with knew about your child. It would confuse things.

It was just another regular day and you were playing with (C/N). He/She was playing with some toy cars.
L was sitting at his laptop, typing on the keyboard.

"How's the case going hon?" You ask him.

"Not bad. We're getting closer", L replied. "And please refrain from calling me 'hon'. It makes me feel uncomfortable".

You could spot his cheeks go a little pink. You loved calling him names like that. It was funny to laugh at his flustered self.
You giggled a little to yourself.

"I'm glad the case is going well! We'll catch the killer soon, right?!" You say, with a lot of determination.

"That's right (Y/N). We are very close. Now please excuse me. I have to talk to the members of the taskforce", L said, turning on his microphone to speak.

You smile at him, then turn back to (C/N). He/She was crawling towards the coffee table, where the reports were kept.

"No (C/N)! Don't touch those!" You say, standing up and running over to your son/daughter.

Too late...

(C/N) tried to grab the reports, causing them to all fall onto the floor.

"I told you not to touch those!" You say, putting your hands on your hips.

"What's that?!" I heard someone speak through L's laptop.

I tensed up.

"It's nothing of your concern", L replied. "Let's not get carried away. We need to focus on stopping the killer from committing their next murder".

"Phew", you wiped your forehead with your arm.
"Sorry about that Ryuzaki".

L just nodded in response.

You turn around to find (C/N) trying to grab L's cup of coffee that he had sitting beside him.

"NO (C/N)!" You yelp.

Too late again...

(C/N) had grabbed the saucer and pulled it of the table, causing the cup to fall and spill coffee on him/her.

The cup and saucer smashed on the floor and (C/N) started crying.

"Uh oh!" You say, rushing over to (C/N)

"Is everything okay L?" Another person asked.

"Y-Yes. It's nothing".

"Sounds like a kid's crying", A girl said.

"That's nothing you should be concerned about. Now-Don't touch that (C/N)! You'll cut yourself!"

"Huh?"

"Ryuzaki, you're gonna have to clean up the glass, while I get (C/N) cleaned up!" You say, lifting (C/N) up into your arms.

"But (Y/N), I'm having an important conversation right now-"

"And I'm trying to make sure no one else gets hurt!"

"Alright!"

"I WANT DADDY TO CLEAN ME UP!!" (C/N) yelled.

"(C/N)! Ssh!!" You whisper yell.

"Daddy? L, is that your child?" Someone asked through L's laptop.

"Well-"

"That is so cute! L's a dad!"

"Wait! Doesn't that mean he had sex?!" A man asked. "Never thought he was that kind of person!"

"H-HUH?!" You started blushing madly.

"Y-You're in no position to ask that!" L said. You could see his face go bright red too.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have something I have to do".

L went to clean up the glass, when (C/N) started screaming again.

"DADDY! I WANT DADDY!!"

"Looks like he/she wants you instead", you say.

"Wait! Is that (Y/N)?! This is great!" Another man said.

"Fine. I'll take (C/N), you clean up the glass", L said.

"O-Okay", you said.

L took (C/N) from you.

"YAY! DADDY!"

"Ssh (C/N)! My microphone is still on", L said.

"I don't mind! It's cute!" The girl said.

"It's unprofessional", L simply replied.
"Now please excuse me".

You giggle as L left to clean up (C/N).

You grab a dustpan and brush and started to clean up the broken glass, making sure you had picked up every piece.

"(Y/N)! Are you still there?" One of the younger sounding men asked.

You stood up and spoke into the microphone.

"I'm here. And before you ask, yes. That is L's child. His/Her name is (C/N). He/She is also my child. So yes, we did...well...you know", you started blushing madly again.

"Aww! So cute! I knew you and L were close, but I had no idea you took your relationship that far!" The girl said.

"U-Um...Well..."

Soon, L returned with (C/N) and layed him/her down gently on the floor. You didn't want L to notice you were snooping around his laptop, so you quickly went back to searching for anymore glass that may be on the floor.

"(Y/N), make sure you keep an eye on (C/N) this time. I have to get back to work", L said, crouching back down in his seat.

"O-Okay. Sorry about that", you say.

"Okay so I think-"

"Hey L! How did it feel having sex with (Y/N)? Was it a painful or pleasurable experience?" A man laughed.

"E-Excuse me?"

"How many love bites did you leave on (Y/N)?!" The girl laughed.

"What sort of questions are these?" L was shocked.

"I want all the details!" Another man shouted.

L turned to me.

"(Y/N)...!"

"S-Sorry!" You say.

Soon, you and L spot (C/N) had crawled off somewhere.

Then...

"(C/N)! DON'T TOUCH THAT!" You both say.

"We'll...continue this meeting some other time..." L said, turning his microphone off this time.