Lack of title means true randomness

I (Me, Nick, Admin, whatever-chan/kun/idk) walked into the living room and looked at everyone. "Alright! Who would you be with it you were gay and why? Starting with Error!"

Error blinked. "Blue. He's innocent."

I looked like I got stabbed in the heart. "My ship.. Nuuu..." I took a breath. "Alright. Lust?"

Lust shrugged. "Glitch. He's dominant."

I blink and shrug. "Hell?"

Hell thought. "Fell. I can tame brats."

"Well then..." I say. "Ok. Wild?"

"Ink." Wild said with a smirk.

I felt like I got shot. "Nuuuuu..."

Wild chuckles. "Nah. I'm just messing with you. I'd choose Classic."

I sigh in relief. "Thank god.. Glitch?"

"Lust." Glitch said. "His name is Slut when you move the letter 's' in front."

I look at Lust, then Glitch. "True."