I know I rarely update books anymore, I'm stuck on two because by bitch ass is too busy listening to Rap God and Godzilla and other songs to wonder what the fuck to do on Wattpad, and due to that I've decided to make the rest of this book into COMPLETE RANDOMNESS. I will post random thoughts and sometimes Memes and, rarely, anything related to story.

If you want to rp feel free to ask me and I will happily say yes. I don't give a shit about whatever plot you have in your mind just tell me, and I will say yes 99.99% of the time. The .01% I say no is very rare.

So, without any further words, I present you this shit.

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In this one everyone's single. Ok. Not canon or anything.

A random sexy ass looking girl with the most beautiful and perfect body, wearing a scarf, ever walks past Lust, Error, Hell, Wild, and Glitch.

Their reactions?

Hell's brain exploded for a moment before he spoke. "Yeah, she's fine."

Error sighed a little. "Wonder when she'll be mine."

Wild, with perfect memory (ok, this is the only thing canon), closes his eyes and enjoys the image of her body passing through his mind over and over again. "She walk pass, I press rewind."

Lust's brain went to much and he crushed the can of Sprite in his hand. "To see that ass one more time."

Glitch was in front of the girl and held up a nice sweater, it was winter, and he smiled. "I got this sewed up."

The girl smiled and hugged Glitch, giving him a kiss on the cheek and happily taking the sweater and saying 'Thank you!' before walking off and putting it on.

Lust, Hell, Wild, and Error all looked at Glitch dumbfounded as he was walking passed them.

They continued to look at Glitch as he walked, eventually snapping out of it and catching up to him.

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First off. Listen up girls and women! The power you have over men with your body, your looks, EVERYTHING, is UNCHALLENGED!! If you know what men want you have them eating out of the palm of your hand!

They will do almost anything just to be with you! That's a fucking promise! I'm the only guy in my 30 something people friend group. And HOLY SHIT are there some sexy ass motherfuckers! Y'all deserve some respect! I'm over here in a fucking corner surrounded by literal ANGELS with how they look, act, and their personality!

I have HEAVY respect for all of you girls out there. BE AMAZING!