Howard: Greetings, gore sports fans! It's a beautiful evening on Jefferson Island, just perfect weather for our unwilling contestants to compete in the Varrigan City Death Battle. 

Kreese: That's right! Today we got some heavy vets who really know how to play the game and rough some shit up!

Howard: Today we have Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes.

Kreese: And our boy, Jack Cayman from MadWorld!

Howard: My name is Howard "Buckshot" Holmes, and along with my co-commentator Kreese Kreely, I'll be giving you a slay-by-slay account of tonight's bloodbath. With access to the more than ten thousand cameras in this city, you can be sure not to miss a single disembowelment or brutal ass-shanking.

Kreese: But enough talk, it's time for a bloody Death Battle!!!

In the decimated city, Travis Touchdown drove at high speeds riding his bike and calling Sylvia.

Travis: Hey, I thought this was Death Battle, not Death Race. And why is everything in black and white?

Sylvia: "All these battles need to start somehow. This just so happened to be the best method. Lose and you die, but if you win then you and I can go all out~"

Travis: Now that's a done deal! Alright, I'm in!

Sylvia: "Great! Now go and branch out into the Garden of Madness!"

Travis takes out his Beam Katana and glances behind him as Jack Cayman is hot on his tail, putting a hand to his earpiece to contact Amala.

Jack: Amala, who is this kid?

Amala: "He's only a year younger than you are. Travis Touchdown, the former #1 Assassin. Seems like he needs to kill you to take back that title."

Jack: Heh, like that'll ever happen. 

Amala: "Just finish him off quickly"

Jack: This'll be a piece of cake.

Jack drove closer as his chainsaw came out of his arm.

https://youtu.be/J60TOJGrPlY

He swung the chainsaw and Travis quickly ducked down to dodge it. Travis then swung his Beam Katana and the two of them clashed.

Howard: "And the fight starts! With the two guys already clashing!"

Kleese: "You know you're a badass when you gotta chainsaw clashin' with a goddamn lightsaber!"

The two kept driving, pushing each other back before clashing again. Jack then stabbed into Travis' bike and lifted it up before tossing it away, sending the bike and Travis falling back. Jack rolled to his knees before seeing the damage done to his bike.

Travis: Aw c'mon, I just got that thing!

Jack made a quick U-turn and drove straight at him. He jumped off the bike and took out a katana of his own before going for a downward swing. Travis' blade turned to the Tsubaki and he swung it, cutting the katana in two as well as cutting Jack's cheek. He went for another swing but Jack quickly swatted him away and knocked him back. Travis rolled back to his feet as Jack dropped the broken blade.

Jack: You're pretty good kid.

Travis: Heh, I'm not done yet.

Kreese: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a good ol' fashion fisticuffs!"

The two men walked up to each other. Jack went for a punch, but Travis dodged and went for two punches of his own. They had no effect as Jack went for another one and Travis jumped back before going for a kick. Jack caught his leg and grabbed him by the neck before lifting him up and slamming him into the ground hard. He then went to try and stomp on him, but Travis rolled out of the way before getting back to his feet. Jack went for a backhand but Travis dodged that too and got behind him. He grabbed Jack by the waist and hit him with a suplex hard enough to cause a massive crater. Travis then let go and got back to his feet.

Travis: God damn you're heavy.

As soon as Jack got up, Travis turned the Tsubaki into the Tsubaki II and swung it. Jack dodged and Travis swung the Beam Katana again. Jack dodged a second time and pulled out a baseball bat. Before Travis could go for a third swing, Jack bitch slapped him across the face. He then swung the bat and sent him flying into a skyscraper. Travis recovered and stood up. He looked down and saw Jack pulling out a sniper rifle.

Jack: Oh shit!

He started firing at Travis, who quickly took cover. Jack kept firing until he was out of ammo. He then dropped the gun and pulled out a missile launcher and fired four rockets at once, causing 4 massive explosions as the building started to collapse. 

Meanwhile, somewhere in the street, the Black Baron was walking with Mathilda.

Baron: Nothin' like a stroll down the city, right Mama?

Mathilda suddenly pushed him to the ground and walked away.

Baron: Huh? Baby, where ya going?

He looked up to see the falling skyscraper.

Baron: AW HELL NAAAAWWW!!!

It smashed down on Baron and squashed him, causing blood to splatter everywhere. Mathilda walked past Jack, who approached the building with a cigarette in his mouth and a massive spear in his hand. Travis jumped out of the window of the building swinging two Beam Katanas. Jack thrust his spear and Travis blocked it, stabbing the spear into the ground. Jack then headbutted him and knocked him back. Jack then took out a golf club and swung it right into Travis' groin.

Travis: GEH!

Howard: "Ouch, not gonna be having any oral with that ain't he?"

Jack smacked him in the face with the club then swung it at his gut, knocking him to the ground. He went for a downward swing, but Travis smiled and teleported above him, hitting him with a dropkick that stunned him if only for a moment. Travis then pulled out two Beam Katanas and swung them as Jack pulled out two daggers to block. Travis cut through the blades and slashed at his chest.

  Jack: Gah! RAAAAH!!!

He swung the chainsaw on his arm and Travis quickly went to block it as he was sent flying back.

Howard: Uh oh, Jack is going on a rampage!

Kreese: Yeah, and you wouldn't like him when he's... upset.

Travis got back on his feet and saw this. He smiled and went into Full Green Mode before launching a bunch of missiles at him. Jack dodged them all and dashed at him, swinging his chainsaw again. Travis blocked it before going into his Bougainvillea Mode and knocking him back. Jack quickly recovered as Travis released a gravity field that pinned Jack down. Travis then unleashed an energy blast that sent Jack flying and crashing into a truck. Jack shrugged it off and pulled out his Magnet Gun, pulling Travis in and allowing Jack to smash him into the ground, using the gun to keep him pinned.

Jack: Any last words dipshit.

Travis took this opportunity to punch Jack in the balls, causing him to pull the trigger of the gun and create a massive crater under Travis as Jack was knocked back. Travis struggled back to his feet.

Travis: ... That... was for... my balls...

Jack: RAAAAGH!

Jack pulled out his Double Chainsaw as Travis made energy blasts rain from the sky. Jack dodged them all and jumped into the air as Travis took out his last Beam Katana. They both swung their weapons at the same time but Travis slowed time down, allowing him to cut Jack in half. Once time resumed, his lower body squirted out a massive amount of blood as Travis fell to his knees.

Travis: ... Phew... good thing that wasn't animated...

He put his fist to the sky and let out a victory cry.

Travis: YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Kreese: Damn, the big guy finally got put down.

Howard: Well he was definitely tougher and smarter. His lack of honor and willingness to play dirty made him an unpredictable opponent for someone like Travis. But that lil' pervert was way faster and was a lot more creative with his beam katanas.

Kreese: Yeah, there was no way Jack could get through some of Travis' hax either. I mean, what's he gonna do against a giant mech suit and the ability to slow down or stop time? Cut through it with a chainsaw?

Howard: Sucks to be him. Travis just hit the Touchdown making no more Anarchy in this Mad World.

Monika came in through the front door.

Monika: Another day, another- hm? What are you doing in my house?!

Howard: Oh shit!

Kreese: The winner is Travis Touchdown!

Winner: Travis Touchdown

+Faster

+Better arsenal

+More hax

=Experiance

-Not as smart

-Pervert

-Physically weaker

Loser: Jack Cayman

+Smarter

+Better training

+Stronger

=Experiance

-Slower

-Larger but weaker arsenal

-No hax or hax resistances

Junko: Next time on Death Battle!

https://youtu.be/G9NZum1_1Is

Son Goku vs Ryu

(Dragon Ball vs Street Fighter)

Kokonoe's Trivia: Battle #178

-Connections: The connections between Travis Touchdown and Jack Cayman is that both are motorcycle-riding assassins attempting to climb the leaderboard in a bloody game with far more complications lying beneath the surface (Travis fighting through the UAA and Jack fighting through Deathwatch respectively). both also originate from two of the most famous M-rated games on the Nintendo Wii (both of which are famous for their cel-shaded art styles and... hilarious amounts of blood, sexual references, and profanity), with both games also making many references to other media (No More Heroes referencing various video games and Madworld referencing various movies).

-This is the first win of the No More Heroes series and the first loss of the MadWorld series

-This battle was brought to you by SandraOsborne1

      *The first thumbnail was also made by them as well, we just made it black and white

-This is the first Death battle where two guys were the hosts.

        *For anyone wondering, Junko let them in and I didn't stop her

-We were going to make it longer, but with the next time and with things going on IRL, we decided not to drag this one out.

-No More Heroes was actually about to have a battle back in Season 1 or 2 with Alice Twilight but plans for her were canceled as we never got to it