Name: Travis Touchdown, has been called "Holy Sword", "The Crownless King" and "No More Hero"

Origin: No More Heroes

Gender: Male

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 170 Ibs

Age: 27 years old in No More Heroes, 30 years old in No More Heroes 2, 37 in Travis Strikes Again, 39 in No More Heroes III

Series Win-Loss Record: 0-0

Classification: Professional Assassin, Wrestler, Otaku, Galactic Hero

Theme:

https://youtu.be/ThXV6T-Pq9k

FEATS:

-Became the #1 Ranked Assassin twice.

      *However in the first game, he relinquished gaining him the nickname "The No More Hero." and "The Crownless King."

         *But he has earned it again after killing Jasper Batt. Jr.
Somehow bought a Beam Katana on the internet.

-On his first outing as an assassin, killed a drifter by the name of Helter Skelter.

     *And his younger brother, Skelter Helter.

-Self-taught a fighting style which consists of watching correspondence tapes and mimicking wrestling moves.

-Has slain numerous assassins and thugs in a journey to be #1.

-Fought his Irish twin brother, Henry Cooldown, to a stalemate.

     *Well, they were dissatisfied with the fight since Sylvia interrupted.

-Swam all the way back from an isolated island back to his hometown.

-In No More Heroes 2, wiped out 51 Assassins on his venture.

       *Most of which were killed in a mecha battle.

Monika: A professional assassin as well as an avid otaku and gamer, Travis lives in a small town known as Santa Destroy, located somewhere between Los Angeles and San Francisco. 

Junko: And shit always happens in Santa Destroy! I mean, we've got robots, aliens, alien robots, and that one superhero wannabe who just won't fucking die!

Monika: Originally led to his life by a wish to kill his parent's murderer, Travis forgot his motive after a night of hard drinking, instead being lured into the UAA by one of its scouts, Sylvia Christel, who managed to trick him into a vicious circle of violence. Travis managed to kill his way to the top, killing Jeane, but was forced to retreat from his #1 rank, as an endless amount of aspiring assassins threatened his life, seeking his position.

Junko: Don't worry, he eventually came back up and got his rank back! Only for him to retire again... then come out of retirement to beat up a giant robot and a bunch of world-conquering aliens.

Monika: Yeah, there's no doubt Travis is incredibly strong.

https://youtu.be/WENors36FoA

Junko: He can easily slice through pillars and giant robots. He's clashed with Henry, who can slice clean through other giant robots lie butter! Travis has even taken on Speed Buster, a crazy old lady with a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge laser cannon that can destroy an entire city block without much effort! He's cut a giant Kaiju alien JRPG style, killed Destroyman on numerous occasions because that guy just won't die, and banged Sylvia so hard it shook his entire apartment complex!

Monika: I knew you were going to bring that up... Travis has survived being stabbed, electrocuted, burned alive, buried alive, and has even come back to life after having his head cut off. he's fast enough to dodge bullets and lasers and he's taken on some of the best out there despite his... personality.

https://youtu.be/0EzghNsi2-8

Junko: Oh please, Travis is a complete badass, no doubt about it! He's surprisingly charismatic, charming chicks like Kimmy, Shinobu, and Sylvia. When it comes to hand-to-hand combat, he prefers to use deadly wrestling moves he sees on TV. And he's a master swordsman despite having no formal training! 

Monika: On top of that, he's an expert at breaking the Fourth Wall. And before anyone says he stole it from Deadpool, he claims to have done it first. Speaking of which, don't the guys who break the Fourth Wall normally have a guest appearance? 

Junko: Yeah, but he got stuck in the bathroom.

Monika: Wait, in my house?!

Junko: Yeah, you do not wanna go in there.

Monika: Dear lord...

Junko: His main weapon is his Beam Katana!

Kokonoe placed it in front of them.

Kokonoe: A Beam Katana is pretty much a lightsaber. His signature one is the Blood Berry, which he obtained through an online auction.

Junko: Ooooh! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Kokonoe/Monika: No!

Junko: Aw...

Kokonoe: Bloody Berry not only has an accelerator that lets it sense hidden objects, but it's been modified to smoothly transform between various forms to suit Travis' needs, being able to shift between its default form and ones resembling his other swords.

Monika: Such as the Tsubaki.

Junko: The first model in the Tsubaki line. This blade has much better durability than Blood Berry and possibly has more cutting power too. It uses an extendable frame and receiver and it combines Beat Attacks with standard slashes, giving several opportunities to use wrestling moves.

Monika: Next is the Tsubaki II.

Monika: This version of Tsubaki is much bigger than the previous one. The extractable frame now contains five emitters and receivers which rotate simultaneously, meaning more strength must be put into wielding the Tsubaki MK-II than the first one as it boasts superior power to its predecessor and probably even the Tsubaki MK-III.

Junko: Wow, a Beam Katana that actually looks like a katana! It's the completed Tsubaki model and doesn't even feature an extendable frame! The Kanji written on it is used as a crossguard for the sword. Also, it operates at full power, meaning it doesn't need to be recharged.

Monika: There's another model called the Camellia that operates similarly to the Tsubai MK-III only without the infinite battery. Anyway, there's also the Rose Nasty.

Monika: A pair of Beam Katanas given to him by his friend, Bishop Shidux's will. The off-hand beam katana has a slightly shorter blade than its counterpart, making the set similar to daisho, a Japanese term for a matched pair of traditionally made Japanese swords. Both blades are swung, allowing versatility and good damage radius, but while they're faster than the Tsubaki MK III, they lack stopping power and rely on combos.

Junko: And last but not least, the Peony!

Junko: Yeah, this is literally just a lightsaber. But it's one of the longest Beam Katanas in the series.

Monika: Like the Tsubaki Mk-II, Travis wields it with two hands due to its power. It's stronger than the Tsubaki MK-II in power and crowd control as the blade itself extends and contracts based on its user's ki. This means that it extends as Touchdown's Ecstasy Gauge rises, and contracts as his Health Gauge decreases

Junko: Oh, so it's basically a di-

Monika: Don't you dare finish that sentence!

Junko: Well, he has more than just a Beam Katana. He's got the Death Glove!

Monika: A pair of gloves that were designed by Dr. Juvenile, alongside the Death Drive Mk II console, which she can communicate to Travis with. The Death Glove can equip up to four chips, each of which can unleash a unique attack albeit with a cooldown between uses. Chips can be switched rapidly but switched-in chips will need to recharge before being used.

Junko: The Death Glove can equip up to four chips, each of which can unleash a unique attack albeit with a cooldown between uses. Chips can be switched rapidly but switched-in chips will need to recharge before being used.

Monika: This lets him slow down time, teleport, stun his enemies with a dropkick, cause energy blasts to rain from above, create an anti-gravity field from below, and so much more! On top of that, he has a badass mech! Literally called the Full Armor mode!

Monika: Well, Full Armored mode is technically just the base form of this mechanical suit, which he can summon at any time. It comes with two secondary modes, Bougainvillea Mode for space combat, and Full Green Mode for grounded combat. They are all armed with beam katana-like rocket boosters.

Junko: There's a Multi-Missle system in the Full Armor Mode and Full Green Mode which lets him fire a barrage of missiles while the Bougainvillea Mode has a Multi-Laster system. It also has a large beam cannon while the Green Mode has a large tiger-shaped energy thrust! Oh, but that's not all. What's a badass without his bike?

Monika: Um... I'm sure you can be badass even without a motorcycle.

Junko: Well Travis has several, with his newest one being the Dem Zam Tiger! This thing is armed with a recharging nitro boost, retractable beam katana blades on its sides, and a teleport function!

Monika: Well, that's not all he has as there's also his Darkside Mode.

Monika: A sort of Super mode that he can tap into. When activated he becomes faster, stronger, and pretty much invincible. He can even slow down and stop time.

Junko: He can use this for a bunch of super moves like the Strawberry on the Shortcake, the Blueberry Cheese Brownie, the Cranberry Chocolate Sundae, the Anarchy in the Galaxy, and the Gooseberry Sugar Dounut! Man, all this food is making me hungry.

Monika: Wait, one of those wasn't food at all...

Junko: But just because he's the #1 assassin doesn't mean he's perfect. Far from it.

Monika: Not only is he an incorrigible pervert, but he's also prideful and headstrong with a few moral codes. For example, he's unwilling to kill younger and inexperienced opponents, though he is fine with maiming them. 

Junko: His durability also has its limits and his Beam Katanas do need to be recharged with a vigorous thrusting motion. Kinda like he's ma-

Monika: ANYWAY! Even with his flaws, he's the number one for a reason. And you can always count on him to get the job-... what is that smell?

A toilet flushes in the background as Travis comes out of Monika's bathroom.

Travis: Man, you do NOT wanna go in there!

Monika: Oh what the hell!

Travis: How's that? Short and simple enough for ya? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whadaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there, holding the Wii Remote right now, just press the A button. Let the bloodshed begin!