Monokuma vs Korosensei: Unbearable Teachers

Monika: Teachers... most students may not like them but they need them to the next generation and the generation after that. Guiding a path to their future for the better... or for the far worse...

Junko: Monokuma! My instrument of desbear!

Monika: And Korosensei, the unkillable teacher! The stage is set and the combatants are ready!

Junko: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

Monika: Wait, Junko! Don't start us off like-

Junko: It's time for a Death Battle!!!

On the roof of a school in the middle of a forest, Class 3-E were holding hands smiling and holding hands under the hypnosis of Monokuma, who stood behind them.

Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhu... now what should I do with all you precious students? Maybe I should have you jump!

All 16 students jumped off the school, but before they could plummet to their deaths, Korosensei caught them, tied them all up, and brought them somewhere safe before coming back to the roof on the school behind Monokuma.

Korosensei: And what do you think you're doing to my students?

Monokuma: Ah, well if it isn't the Reaper himself? I was just having a little fun in an attempt to murder those pitiful little humans.

Korosensei: If you think I'll sit back and let you hurt my students, you've got another thing coming.

Monokuma: Oh? You're trying to stop me? Puhuhuhuhu... I'd like to see you try!

https://youtu.be/5vz13zZSOjE

Monokuma lunged at him and went to stab him in the chest, but as soon as his claws came out, he saw they had melted in Korosensei's body.

Monokuma: Uh oh.

Korosensei: Nuhuhuhuhu

The bear swung his other set of claws but Korosensei swatted them away with two tentacles and used two more to send Monokuma flying off the school and crashing into the forest, destroying his upper body.

Korosensei: There's been a thousand attempts at my life. By comparison, your attempts are mere child play.

Three Destroyer Monokuma then flew above him. Korosensei saw them as they unleashed flames down at him. He quickly dodged and jumped off the roof, landing right in front of the school. Five Exisals then landed around Korosensei, surrounding them with Monokuma on top of the red one. 

Monokuma: Do you really think I would go down that easily? Your attempts to destroy me are as useless as a salmon about to lay eggs.

The blue Exisel fired at Korosensei, but he dodged its ammo quite easily and it ended up destroying the green and yellow Exisels. Korosensei then tied the tails of the blue and pink ones together before grabbing them and throwing them at the red one. Monokuma quickly jumped off the red Exisel as soon as the two crashed into it. He swung his claws but Korosensei swatted him away and he landed on his feet.

Korosensei: Is that all you can do? I should have expected this from a teddy bear.

Monokuma: I am not a teddy bear! I am Monokuma!

As he said that, a firetruck filled with Monokuma came speeding past. Korosensei dodged it as it crashed into the school behind him. Another Monokuma came out of the firetruck with a baseball machine gun and fired 1,000 baseballs at him, but Korosensei had already changed into a baseball uniform and swung them all away with a baseball bat. 

Another Monokuma came out of the firetruck and grabbed a hose. He was about to blast water at him but no water came out. Both Monokuma turned around to see Korosensei  was back in his normal attire and cut the hose with an oversized pair of scissors.

Korosensei: Whoops. Hehehe.

As Korosensei looked down on them, an excavator busted out of the school being driven by a third Monokuma. The claw of the excavator swung at Korosensei, who quickly dodged it. He wrapped a tentacle around Monokuma and swung him out of the excavator and into the other two. They crashed into the firetruck that then blew up, taking the Monokuma with it. 

Out of the flames of the explosion came a Ball Monokuma trying to roll into him, but Korosensei kept dodging its attempts. 

Korosensei: What's wrong? Too slow?

Just then, the Ball Monokuma threw junk at his face.

Korosensei: Gah! My eyes!

As he tried to get the trash off his face, the Ball Monokuma rolled up and crashed into his, sending him flying into the air. Once he landed, a Junk Monokuma jumped over the Ball Monokuma and lunged at Korosensei. He sped out of the way and both the Monokuma chased after him. He quickly wrapped four tentacles around the Ball Monokuma and swung it into the Junk Monokuma. The Junk Monokuma was about to get up but Korosensei lifted the Ball Monokuma up and smashed it into the disformed bear, causing them both to blow up.

Korosensei: If you think throwing garbage will slow me down then you're really in for a-

Monokuma: Suprise!

Korosensei turned around to see Monokuma behind him. Before Monokuma could swing his claws, Korosensei swatted him away only for two Beast Monokuma to come at him. One of them tried to pounce at him but he moved out of the way. He saw the other swing its claws and he just barely managed to dodge it before swinging his tentacles. The Beast Monokuma quickly dodged.

Korosensei: (They're fast!)

The Beast Monokuma chased Korosensei and they moved at blinding speeds. The original Monokuma then stood up and took out a pistol, firing Big Iron Wasp at Korosensei to sting him. Koeosensei used one of the Beast Monokuma to block the Wasps and threw it at him. Monokuma dodged and dashed at Korosensei, swinging his claws. Korosensei reacted quickly, channeling electricity into one of his tentacles and shocking Monokuma, blowing him up. He took a deep breath but then heard a noise.

Korosensei: Hm? Sirens?

He turned around to see a Siren Monokuma alerting other Monokuma to come for backup. Just then, a bunch of them started running up, attempting to surround the yellow octopus. One of them lunged at him, but Korosensei quickly reverted to his liquid form. All the Monokuma tried to grab him but Korosensei slipped past them left to right. 

Korosensei: Nuhuhuhu! Catch me if you can!

Two Guard Monokuma used their shields to try and block his path, but he quickly reverted back to his original form and swung his tentacles, knocking the shields out of their hands. He then grabbed a shield and threw it at a Bomber Monokuma. It fell and dropped all its bombs, causing it to blow up and destroy the Monokuma units around it. One of the Monokuma managed to jump up and throw salt in his eyes.

Korosensei: Gah! My eyes again!

Just as he said that, Monokuma ran at him and swung his claws. Korosensei immediately saw this coming and swatted him away, sending him flying. Korosensei then flew after him before wrapping a tentacle around him and flying towards the school. He slammed him into the wall of the school.

Korosensei: Are you done with your tricks?

Monokuma: Not even close! Come to me! Deadly spears of Gungnir!

A bunch of spears then came out of nowhere and stabbed straight through Korosensei's body. As that was happening, a giant praying mantis came out of the pink Exisel and flew at him, stabbing Korosensei in the back and forcing him to let go of Monokuma, who quickly jumped to the side and pulled out a flamethrower.

Korosensei: Geh! (This wasn't meant to kill me! This was meant to restrain me!)

Monokuma: As they say, if you can't beat them... burn them to ashes! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He unleashed a giant burst of fire at Korosensei, but luckily Korosensei shed his skin and flew into the air in the nick of time.

Korosensei: Ehehehe! Try all you want but I am simply unkillable!

Before he could say anything further, Big Bang Monokuma was right behind him. It swung its staff and smashed him into the school, being controlled by Shirokuma and Kurokuma.

Shirokuma: Just be quiet and die please.

Kurokuma: We'll beat'cha to a pulp yellow man!

Big Bang Monokuma went for another swing and Korosensei quickly dodged as the top of the school fell to the ground. The giant Monokuma fired an electric laser that Korosensei quickly dodged. he flew around Big Bang Monokuma and it fired giant balls from its staff. Korosensei dodged them too before knocking one of them back at BigBang Monokuma causing it to blow up in the giant bear's face. Big Bang Monokuma recovered quickly, swinging its staff and slamming Korosensei into the ground hard enough to make a crater. Big Bang Monokuma lifted his staff again. He was about to go for another swing but Korosensei claped two tentacles and stunned the giant bear. 

Kurokuma: What the hell is goin' on?!

Shirokuma: I-I don't know! We can't move!

Kurokuma: OH NOOOO!!!!

Kurosensei channeled all the colors of his emotions into his tentacles and unleashed them into a giant blast of light that destroyed the head of Big Bang Monokuma. He then spun fast enough to create a massive tornado that knocked all the Monokuma away. This was almost immediately interrupted as two Monokuma burst out of the ground, biting his arms and pinning him down. Five more came to pin the remaining five tentacles as they all started beeping. The original approached with a chuckle.

Monokuma: Do you like my little surprise?

Korosensei: Geh! When?!

Monokuma: Hm? When what? When did I hide these two? I noticed you got slower whenever I caught you off guard so I hid these two to give you a little jump scare. All I needed to do was wait until the moment your stamina was low.

Korosensei: So you were planning this from the start?

Monokuma: ... Was I? Who knows. You'll be blown sky-high before you can find out! 

The beeping grew faster as they all blew up, but a giant burst of energy was unleashed from Korosensei right before the massive explosion, knocking everything around them back. Monokuma stood up from the debris and looked around only to find the head of Korosensei in a ball still alive.

Korosensei: Nuhuhuhuhu! You've come so far but this is as far as you'll go! In this form, I can't be harmed for another 24 hours! I'm invincible!

Monokuma: ... Are you sure about that?

Korosensei: Hm?

Monokuma: Upupupupu... I've prepared a very special punishment for the Reaper, Korosensei!

Korosensei: Wait, what are you-

Monokuma: Let's give it everything we've got! IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!!!

Game Over: Korosensei has been found guilty. Time for the punishment!

https://youtu.be/pCCDLOo-3xo

Execution: Class 3-E Graduation- Blast Off Edition

Korosensei was in his Ultimate Defense form, surrounded by his hypnotized students inside the now-decimated school building. Behind them was an open rocket with a timer counting down. The students all made a path towards the rocket, clapping their hands in an almost nightmarish way. Kaede picked up Korosensei and walked through the path as the rest of the students kept clapping and smiling. She walked towards the rocket and laid Korosensei gently inside, only for the handsome Monokuma to come and stab Kaede in the back and watch her fall on top of Monokuma. The other students were forced to laugh and watch as the spaceship closed and blasted off. Kaede was still on top of Korosensei, bleeding out as he could do nothing about it. The rocket reached all the way to outer space and the timer hit zero, causing the rocket to blow up and take both Korosensei and Kaede with it. The explosion created fireworks for the hypnotized students to watch. They all smiled with tears in their eyes from the death of their sensei. In the meantime, Monokuma was watching this all go down from the edge of a cliff.

Monokuma: Upupupu... puhuhuhu... AHAHAHAHA!!! Happy New Years!!!

Junko: Holy crap! I was getting worried for Monokuma there for a second! 

Monika: understandably so. With Monokuma's army and Korosensei's nigh-immortality, both of these two were almost impossible to kill. There was even a lot in Monokuma's arsenal that wouldn't work on Korosensei.

Junko: Korosensei also has much more experience than Monokuma, but Monokuma himself has been able to keep up with Sakura, Toko, and my useless sister, Mukuro. All of whom have way more experience than Monokuma. So let's talk about their physical abilities.

Monika: Right. To nobody's surprise, Monikuma has superior strength. Korosensei himself, while still pretty strong, is lacking in the strength category. Don't get me wrong, he's still strong but Monokuma clearing the clouds in the sky by flying a truck into space as well as several other feats of strength have shown he's much stronger. Speaking of which, Monokuma is surprisingly faster too.

Junko: Whether it be dodging electromagnetic waves or keeping up with my sister who can move so fast that everything is as slow as a snail, Monokuma has shown multiple speeds faster than Korosensei's Mach 20 speed. He even mentioned that he wasn't fast enough to fly into space, which is something Monokuma has already done before.

Monika: Yes, Korosensei dodged a giant laser, but he saw it coming before the laser fired and didn't need to be as fast as it to dodge it. Even then, he only barely dodged it as the laser struck some of his tentacles along the way.

Junko: And even if he was faster, there were plenty of ways for Monokuma to slow him down. His healing factor takes a lot out of him and even shedding his skin will do the same. He can also drench him in water with his firetruck and weaken him that way. But most important is the fact that his speed can drop drastically if he's surprised or caught off guard. 

Monika: Something Monokuma is perfectly capable of exploiting. It's true Korosensei can somewhat predict Monokuma's every move, but he can't predict everything in his arsenal. Including every bizarre Monokuma unit at his disposal. 

Junko: On the flip side, Monokuma can easily predict almost everything Korosensei might do. He can also tell points in the battle that Korosensei starts to slow down. If a blue-haired girl can find all those weaknesses with her own analytical skills, Monokuma can likely do the same with his own.

Monika: Um Junko... Nagisa is a boy...

Junko: Wait what?!

Monika: Right, so Monokuma can easily get in Korosensei's head by outsmarting him, overwhelming him, or even whipping his memories. And his Ultimate Defense won't help him much either. Not only can he not do anything when in that form, but strong enough power can break through it, and sending him to space will also kill him, something he himself admitted. So nothing is stopping Monokuma from just blasting him to space with his rocket.

Junko: Finally there's the explosion that can destroy the moon. The issue with that is, while it is in fact that powerful it isn't something he can do at will. In fact, there's a 1% chance of it ever happening in the middle of a battle. It would be enough to kill Monokuma but that's only one suicidal advantage over everything else Monokuma has.

Monika: Korosensei was nearly unkillable, but in the end, Monokuma was just too much.

Junko: Korosensei found the perfect assassination that gave him a good dose of disbear! Class dismissed!

Monika: The winner is Monokuma.


Winner: Monokuma

+Stronger

+Faster

+Smarter

+Larger numbers

+ Is a robot so doesn't have to worry about lousy stamina

-Less experience

-A majority of arsenal melts in Koro sensei's body

-Can't immediately repair Monokuma Units

-Monokuma Units aren't that smart


Loser: Korosensei

+More skill and experience

+Healing factor

+Near unkillable body

+Much better teacher

-Physically weaker

-Smart but not as smart

-No resistances to hax

-Still needs to breathe and worry about worthless stamina


Junko: Next time on Death Battle!

https://youtu.be/cLyDA0t8guI

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Kokonoe's Trivia #172:

 Connections- The Connections between Korosensei and Monokuma is that they are both mysterious teachers who have a strange way of helping their students that does not follow the regular curriculum. Their methods of teaching however are very different. They are known for being the central antagonist of their series that can switch from silly and childish to serious quickly depending on the situation and can be seen as jovial individuals at first. They are very carefree and goofy authorities school figures that encourage their students to kill, though in opposite ways (Korosensei teaches his students on how to kill him and Monokuma teaches students to kill each other). Both teachers have students that are all going against them throughout the series and even get killed off by their students in the end. Both also have a huge grin on their face and actually care for their students, but in opposite ways (Korosensei wants his students to succeed while Monokuma wants them all to feel despair).

     *Though they actually are polar opposites of each other overall, notable examples of each other is that Korosensei trains his students and gives them tips on how to kill him, whereas Monokuma threatens his students to kill each other and gives them weapons and motives. Korosensei protects his students with his life, while Monokuma would kill his students without hesitation. Violence against Korosensei is the point of his class whereas Violence against Monokuma is the quickest way to get killed.

-The execution part was done by theanimeyandere123 who now goes by SaberQueen123 now.

-This match was made by a dare that if the match doesn't win the champions poll it will be our first match on season 6

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