Junko: Be careful of the friends you choose, because you never know what is really underneath their smile. One man may seem like your everyday salary man or your friendly cop, but in reality, they're sadistic murderers out for blood.

Ann: Doesn't that sound familiar...

Junko: It sounds like Yoshikage Kira! The female-hand-obsessed serial killer of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure!

Ann: And Tohru Adachi, the former police officer turned criminal in Persona.

Kokonoe: The stage is set and the combatants are ready.

Junko: It's time for a Death Battle!

Somewhere in the small town of Inaba, Adachi and Dojima were in a car staking out a second-floor apartment building.

Adachi: I don't get it. Why did they let me out of jail for something like this?

Dojima: We're looking for a man whose methods are as bizarre as yours. I thought you may be great for the job, so long as I keep an eye on you.

Adachi: Oh goodie...

Adachi was looking pretty bummed out. They both then saw Kira walking with a girl into the apartment building they were staking out.

Dojima: Someone's already headed inside. Let's go, Adachi!

Adachi: Already?

Dojima: Adachi!

Adachi: Fine... fine...

They both stepped out of the car and walked up the stairs to what was supposed to be a vacant apartment room. Dojima was about to open the door.

Adachi: Hey wait!

Dojima hesitated for a second, and the door suddenly blew up as it did, causing Dojima to be sent flying off the second floor.

Adachi: Holy crap! Hey, you okay down there?

Adachi looked down to see that Dojima was just fine. e was just unconscious with a few broken ribs. Adachi then looked into the apartment building.

Adachi: And here I was hoping I could rest a little bit longer in my cell. Man, this is annoying.

He stepped inside and as he did, Kira was hiding somewhere in the back, putting a woman's hand into his coat.

Kira: (If that man had touched the door, I could have blown him to bits without a scrap of evidence. No matter... I'll simply dispose of him later. Right now, I need to deal with his partner.)

As Adachi took his pistol out, Kira came out of hiding to face him.

Adachi: There you are. Now I don't know you and you don't know me, so why don't we stop fighting and you surrender yourself quietly and we be best buds? Prison's not all that bad. Trust me, I've been there.

Kira: Trust me, you won't be going back.

Kira let out Killer Queen and his stand immediately went to punch him. Adachi saw it and quickly jumped to the side to dodge it.

Adachi: Great. Another random Persona user. How many of you are out there?

Kira: I haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about... but it seems you can see my Killer Queen. (Does that mean he's a Stand user? If so, that would be a problem. I need to take him out quickly.)

Adachi quickly aimed his gun and fired three pistols that Kira dodged with ease as his Stand went to punch him again. Adachi dodged and ran into the living room where he hid behind a couch. As Kira approached, Adachi shot two bullets at him. One of them missed while the other managed to scratch Kira on the cheek.

Kira: Tch!

The couch suddenly blew up, sending Adachi flying. He dropped his gun and fell to the ground. He then went to crawl away as Kira picked up his gun.

Kira: A pistol... how pathetic.

He walked up to Adachi and aimed it at him. He pulled the trigger but there were no bullets left.

Kira: Nani?!

Adachi: Five rounds... Checkmate!

He tackled Kira and they both went straight through the living room TV behind Kira. Once they did, they both started falling down the TV World. Adachi managed to get ahold of Kira's jacket and started punching him in the face. Kira punched him off and Adachi's eyes glowed yellow as he took his gun back from Kira and was sent flying before teleporting away. Kira saw he was about to land hard into a road and quickly used his Stand to punch the ground and blow it up, causing them to fly and land on top of a small building. He looked around and saw he was back outside in the middle of Inaba. He could hear Adachi's voice all around him.

Adachi: Man, you really are a dumbass aren't you?

He appeared behind Kira, but as soon as he sent Killer Queen out to punch him, he disappeared and reappeared in front of him.

Adachi: It's pointless. You're on my turf now.

Kira: Is that so?

His stand punched the building and both Kira and Killer Queen jumped off as the whole thing blew up. Once Kira landed on the ground, Adachi was once again behind him.

Adachi: Didn't you hear me? Wake up, you can't hit me.

Kira: Hmph.

Killer Queen: Shibo!

As Kira brushed himself off, Killer Queen went to punch him but it was blocked by Adachi's own Magatsu-Izanagi. 

Kira: A Stand?

Adachi: A Persona...

Adachi crushed a blue card in his hand and Izanagi went for a strike of its own that Killer Queen blocked with its arms. A small tank then came out of Killer Queen's hand.

Sheer Heart Attack: Over here! Look over here!

It suddenly flew at Adachi and he swatted it away with his gun.

Adachi: What the hell is that?!

Sheer Heart Attack: Over here... Look Over Here!

It turned around and flew back at him, but Adachi quickly summoned the Reaper to block its strike. The shadow knocked the tank to the ground and fired an ice bullet that froze it solid as it turned its attention to Kira and started firing several bullets at him. Killer Queen got in front of him and created a barrier to block them all. Its abdomen opened up to reveal Stray Cat, who hissed at him. Adachi saw this and sighed.

Adachi: What a pain in the ass.

Killer Queen dashed at Reaper, dodging all of its bullets before punching it and sending it flying into a building. Reaper then turned into a bomb and blew up.

Adachi: Heat Riser!

Killer Queen looked up to see Magatsu-Izanagi going for a downward strike with its blade. The Stand quickly dodged the Persona's strike.

Adachi: Get out of my sight!

Izanagi went for an upward slash and Killer Queen dodged that too. The Stand then grabbed a street sign and clashed with the Persona, causing a shockwave around them. Adachi watched on with a smile on his face before turning only for Kira to punch him in the face, knocking his tooth out. Kira whipped the blood off with a handkerchief.

Kira: How careless. You're nothing more than a lazy coward. Only relying on your puppets.

Adachi: Heh... *cough*... and what does that make you? I may be a bit lazy, but at least I'm not a brute.

Kira: Tch!

Before Adachi could get up, Kira got on top of him, grabbed him by the shirt, and started punching him hard in the face. Killer Queen and Magetsu-Izanagi kept clashing as the Persona saw this and summoned a ghost that flew at Kira and kicked him off Adachi. Kira started to get up to his knees as he suddenly felt his heart beating in his chest. He started looking at his bloody knuckles.

Adachi: Ahahahaha!

Kira looked up to see a beaten-up Adachi on his feet and laughing. He looked at Kira with a smile as he reloaded his gun.

Adachi: You know, I kinda like that look on your face.

He walked towards Kira and aimed his gun.

Adachi: Scared?

Kira swatted the gun out of Adachi's hand and punched him in the gut. Adachi coughed up blood before elbowing him in the side of the head, knocking Kira back as Adachi stumbled. Meanwhile, both Killer Queen and Magetsu-Izanagi crashed behind their respective user.

Adachi: I've seen your records. I always wondered how you could kill those girls without a shred of evidence. I thought you just threw your victims in the TV World like I did. But what a surprise! For a guy who likes it quiet, you really enjoy blowing shit up, don't you?!

Kira: SHUT UP!!!

Killer Queen quickly recovered as Stray Cat fired an invisible air bubble.

Adachi: Mangle them, Mangetsu-Izanagi!

Mangetsu-Izanagi recovered as well and fired a ball of electricity that clashed with the air bubble and caused an explosion between them.

Adachi: Look at you, trying so hard. You think you're so cool, but it's all BULLSHIT!!!

Mangetsu-Izanagi unleashed a huge blast of electricity that Killer Queen blocked with a barrier. The Stand then dashed at the Persona and went for rapid punches.

Killer Queen: SHIBOBOBOBOBO!!!

The Persona blocked them with its blade as Adachi made a vortex around him that sucked Kira in and sent him flying away. Kira crashed into a building and began to stand up. Everything around him suddenly got foggy as he was starting to get confused. He once again could hear Adachi's voice from every direction.

Adachi: Let's put an end to this, shall we?! I'll put you out of your misery!

A bunch of Shadows started surrounding Kira. He summoned Killer Queen to punch one of them and throw it, causing the Shadow to blow up and take out a lot of them, but it wasn't enough as he was surrounded. Killer Queen turned to see Mangetsu-Izanagi going for a stab at it. Stray Cat quickly went to block the strike with its barrier, but this time the blade went through the barrier and stabbed straight through not just Stray Cat, but Killer Queen as well.

Kira: Gah!

Kira coughed up blood and fell to one knee as blood was coming out of his abdomen. The shadows started to come closer.

Adachi: Let me teach you a little something... No matter how great you think you are, A loser is nothing more than a loser!

Kira looked up to see Magetsu-Izanagi striking down at Kira's body as the shadows engulfed everything in darkness. You could hear them ripping him to shreds piece by piece.

Kira: GYAAAAAAH!!!!

Once the shadows dispersed, Adachi stood in the middle of the town. There was blood everywhere as Adachi was stepping on Kira's severed head.

Adachi: Haha! Do you understand now?! You're nothing more than a bother!

He stomped on the head and smashed it to bits before looking on at the TV World with a smile.

Junko: Welp, looks like Adachi was really out for blood with this one.

Kokonoe: Both these two were definitely strong in their own right and could easily one-shot the other with the hax of their respective Stand or Persona. And while it is true that Kira is much smarter than Adachi and had much more experience, but Adachi was simply one step ahead.

Ann: Right. Adachi was way faster than Kira, and even if we take away the Blazblue scaling, his Persona would still be much stronger than anything Killer Queen has shown to have.

Junko: And there's nothing stopping him from getting into Kira's head to throw him off his game. He's highly skilled at knowing exactly how to press his opponent's buttons. Hell, he doesn't even need that though since he can easily use his Persona to make Kira afraid, nervous, or confused with hax that Kira himself can't resist! 

Ann: not to mention all his insta-kill hax, his shadows that have hax of their own, and his own hax resistances that can bypass Kira's own arsenal. It's true that these two had ways of instantly killing the other, but Adachi's sheer power was just too much for him.

Junko: Yep! Adachi took this fight Persona! And caused Kira to Stand up and Bite the Dust!

Kokonoe: The winner is Tohru Adachi.

Winner: Tohru Adachi

https://youtu.be/bczXfGtRCHw

+Stronger

+Faster

+More Durable

+Better Weaponry

+Outnumbered w/Shadows

+More Hax and Hax resistances

-Not as Smart

-Less Experienced

-Lazy

-Can't Dance

Loser: Yosikage Kira

+Smarter

+More Experienced

+More civilized

+Better dressed

-Not as Physically strong or Durable

-No weaponry

-No Hax resistance

-Hand fetish

Junko: Next time on Death Battle!

https://youtu.be/IZlOdDpMeeg

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