Name: Bowser Koopa (Simply called Koopa in Japan), known by several titles such as Rookie, King Koopa, King of the Koopas, Cap'n Bowser, Bowser the Brash, Wizard Bowser, Bowser Sphinx, Black Hole Bowser, (Self-proclaimed) King of Awesome, Great Demon King Koopa, Great Sorcerer King Koopa, Lord Bowser, King Bowser, Dry Bowser, Dreamy Bowser

Origin: Mario Bros

Height: 8'7"

Weight: 800 Ibs

Gender: Male

Age: 26-27 years old (Was a toddler when Mario was a newborn baby)

Classification: Koopa, Sorcerer, Star Child, Prophesied Hero

Theme:

https://youtu.be/xe8X5Qt6ZJQ

Feats:

-Kidnapped Peach countless times

-Kidnapped the Princesses of the Sprixe Kingdom

-Took over Peach's Castle...twice

-Rebooted the galaxy

-Took a bunch of Power Stars to become giant

-Tried to brainwash the denizens of Yoshi's Island in order to be his slaves

-Traveled in time to get the Star Children (which he himself is one of them)

-Warped through space and time to fight Yoshi...somehow.

-Actually saved the following from threats bigger than himself

       *Mushroom Kingdom...twice

          *The whole multiverse

-Absorbed the power of the Dream Stone

-Interrupts Mario's parties multiple times

-Stole the Star Rod

-Took a piece of the Sticker Comet for himself

-Interrupted the Olympics...twice.

-Almost stopped the denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom to stop dreaming via the Dream Depot

-Instills fear in almost every single denizen of the Mushroom World

-Has spinning arms

-Pulled himself out of Black Hole 

Kokonoe: You know, I never thought we would be doing Bowser's bio at the beginning and near the end of the season.

Junko: Well what do you expect? The guy's a badass! Hell, he's so awesome, we didn't even cover everything he could do! 

Ann: Right, so let's not waste too much time. After all, we already know Bowser is incredibly strong.

Junko: I mean, the guy's strong enough to topple huge statues, lift huge boulders, move islands, and destroy enemies twice his size! He's fast and strong enough to keep up with Mario and Luigi, who both have faster-than-light reaction speeds! Hell, Mario has even lifted stars, and Bowser's even lifted his own castle! Hell, Bowser's fought a literal star taking the form of him, and still won!

Kokonoe: Bowser has survived getting submerged by lava, thrown around planets, crushed, electrocuted, frozen, and shattered, or even getting sucked into a Black Hole... on two separate occasions.

Ann: He's fast enough to outpace a black hole or pull himself out of one... somehow. He's survived getting thrown into a sun and tanked the explosions of 100 Bob-Ombs at once. He's even tagged Luma's faster-than-light starship with meteors.

Junko: But Bowser isn't all about strength! He's also got his firebreathing!

Junko: That's right! He's a dragon!

Kokonoe: No he's not...

Junko: Um... he can blast fire out his mouth, shoot fireballs, and even shoot out homing fireballs... from his mouth... like a dragon. Hell, his flames are so hot, they can turn the floor to magma!

Ann: I mean, he can use Dark Magic like a Dragon.

Kokonoe: Not all Dragons use dark magic though... but it is true that Bowser can use it for a variety of techniques. Like shooting fire from his hand... which he can already do with his mouth so it's not something he does very often. He can also use Dark Magic to summon giant earth spikes from the ground, whether for attacking enemies or to create an earth wall to protect himself.

Ann: He can also use his magic to summon giant Boos, poisonous Mokura, Bullet Bills, and um... Broggy... a giant Block Dog that will attack his opponents with his block kittens if Bowser cleans him up in time.

Junko: Bowser can control lightning, teleport wherever he wants, warp through space and time, or even shapeshift into whatever he wants just like a Dragon!

Kokone: He's not a Dragon. 

Junko: Prove it.

Kokonoe: He can't fly?

Junko: As you were saying? 

Kokonoe: That's- ugh... this is the Koopa Clown Car, Bowser's main source of transportation. Though recently it's been used more by his son, Bowser Jr. This thing can fly, drop giant Steelies, shoot Bullet Bills out its sides, and fire a laser from its mouth. He also has other weapons in his arsenal, like the Minimizer.

Kokonoe: A magic staff that shrinks his targets. If the staff is broken, the spell will wear off.

Ann: He's also got his claws. And I'm not talking about the claws on his hands, though he will use those too if necessary.

Kokonoe: Bowser has a bunch of claws in his arsenal, like his metal claws that he brought to a soccer game... for some reason. He also has claws for digging and a glove that lets him throw anything at his opponents.

Junko: And let's not forget about his shell!

Junko: This shell is durable enough to take hits from enemies, block flamming cannons, or even block magical projectiles! He can curl up into a giant spike ball and use it to climb up walls or charge at his opponents. He can even fire spikes from it somehow!

Ann: I think we've focused a lot on his abilities than his arsenal. I mean, doesn't he have his own hammer?

Kokonoe: Right. Bowser is capable of throwing 20 hammers at once, but he has a spikey hammer that is powerful enough to cause molten lava to appear just by smashing it into the ground.

Junko: He's also got giant spike balls and giant barrels that he throws at his opponents!

Ann: But if that's not enough, he can always power himself up with a Super Bell and become Meowser!

Ann: In this transformation, Bowser can destroy buildings with ease, shoot blue or purple fireballs, climb up walls, and even use his claws or tail as weapons!

Kokonoe: He can even double himself using the Double Cherry.

Kokonoe: This lets him make several clones of himself. These clones normally disappear after one hit, but unlike Mario's clones, Bowser's will act independently.

Junko: Man, these shrooms are so good, I'm surprised they're not drugs!

Kokonoe: Well... Bowser was kinda tricked into swallowing a mushroom made by Fawful that got him sick and gave him the ability to eat just about anything.

Kokonoe: He can inhale anything from trees to Mario and Luigi to any opponent that is weaker than himself. Bigger or more powerful opponents, however, are capable of resisting this ability. 

Ann: He's also got his final form, Dry Bowser.

Ann: Well... it's sort of his final form. It's the form he takes on the rare occasion of lava somehow burning off all his skin. When turned Dry Bowser, he can jump much higher, throw bones, and raise lava by roaring loud enough. But if he gets dumped in lava again in this state, he'll go back to normal.

Junko: But that's not the only transformation he has! There's also Giga Bowser!

Junko: Or giant Bowser, whichever you prefer. They're both pretty much the same in the part that they turn huge, gaining far more strength than they did originally, and being so durable they may as well be invincible. But the difference is that Giga Bowser actually has darkness, electric, and ice attributes added to a few of his attacks.

Kokonoe: And even then, Bowser isn't unbeatable.

Kokonoe: With his arrogance, he's not that big o a strategist and can sometimes be very gullible, like how he was tricked by Fawful on three separate occasions.

Junko: He often underestimates his opponents, which causes him to lose to not only Mario and Luigi, but Princess Peach too on one occasion. Still, though, Bowser is awesome and is one dragon you don't want to mess with!

Kokonoe: Still not a dragon! He's the Koopa King!

Bowser: Finally! You got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe! WATCH AND WEEP! From this galaxy, I'll rule a great galactic empire with Peach by my side. It will last forever! I will rule every pitiful corner of the universe. So, Mario, as you can see, I got big plans. And stomping you is at the top of my list!