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Wiz: After 25 years since the defeat of the Goddess of Darkness, Medusa, she was "somehow" revived so she could get a second chance to defeat her enemies, Pit and the Goddess of Light, Palutena.

Antasma: If by "somehow," you mean that, SPOILERS, the real villain and Lord of the Underworld, Hades revived her. So the day had to be saved again by Pit.

Spooky: One of Pit's missions was to defeat the Goddess of Calamity, Pandora and destroy a dangerous weapon called the Mirror of Truth. He encountered Pandora, in which they battled.

Boomstick: Noticing she was really bad at this "kill the angel" thing, Pandora decided to give up and give Pit the damn mirror. Pit started to run up to it and destroy it, but right before he broke it, a shadowy replica of him appeared in the mirror. Once the mirror was destroyed, a goth angel came out.

Wiz: The angel that came out was the dark doppelgänger of Pit, Dark Pit.

Antasma: Cress, vee all know vhat his name really is.

Spooky: Please don't-

Boomstick: PITTOO BITCHES!

Wiz: Ugh! Anyway, Dark Pit is the physical manifestation of Pit's dark side and looks almost identical to him. The only visible differences being his clothing, wings, and eye color. Oh, and that he can fly on his own due to absorbing Pandora's powers, unlike Pit.

Antasma: And then the not so visible ones, such as his attitude. Now you might think he is all bad, but it turns out that Dark Pit is not actually eefill.

Spooky: You see, the Mirror of Truth was destroyed by Pit right before Dark Pit was complete. This made him not fight for Medusa but also not fight for Palutena.

Boomstick: So the only neutral character in this entire game, is a goth anti-hero that is cocky-as-all-hell?

Wiz: Yup! Dark Pit can use a variety of weapons in battle and it's mostly chosen by the player on what he gets. However, he has been shown to prefer and use certain weapons in other media. A main theme with these weapons is that they can be fired rapid fire or can be charged for a charge shot.

Antasma: Dark Pit's main weapon is his Silver Bow. Ironically, this bow is a prototype of a veapon that Pit uses called the Palutena Bow. Unlike most other bows, the shots it fires get veaker the farther they go, so he likes to use close-quarters combat. Speaking of stay up close, the bow can also be split apart to form two swords. He holds one of them normally and the other in a reverse grip.

Spooky: This allows him to go from firing projectiles to slashing opponents quite easily. The shots of the Silver Bow also home in on targets. He also has the Electroshock Arm. This weapon covers his entire arm, and he can send out electrical projectiles that can paralyze foes. The charge shots expand the farther they go and a single hit from it can send an opponent flying backwards.

Boomstick: The Guardian Orbitars are two objects that float next to Dark Pit. They follow him around everywhere even while running and jumping. As the name implies, these weapons are for defense. They shield Dark Pit from both sides or can make one giant shield in front of him. These weapons also have the awesome ability to send projectiles right back at opponents.

Wiz: The First Blade is, well, the first weapon you get at the beginning of the game. Being the first weapon you ever get, it is probably the most balanced weapon. It can switch from sword to gun mode extremely quickly and Dark Pit makes great use of it.

Antasma: The EZ Cannon is essentially A GIANT FUCKING CANNON THAT HE CARRIES ON HIS ARM! LIKE VHAT THE FUCK!? APPARENTLY, DARK PIT HAS BEEN LIFTING IF HE CAN CARRY THAT HUGE THING VITH VUN ARM!

Spooky: And you wondered why I asked if I should talk about this...

Boomstick: I'm good... I've calmed down now... The EZ Cannon is basically what Antasma was screaming about. A giant cannon on Dark Pit's arm that he can use to fire bouncing, homing shots. He can also easily use the cannon as a melee weapon?!  Ok what the fu-

Wiz: THE VIOLET PALM is a tattoo like weapon that covers Dark Pit's arm. It fires it's shots using the vitality of Dark Pit. In doing so, it can fire strong, quick, and homing projectiles. The downside is that it has horrible melee attacks and the projectiles don't go as far as some of his other weapons.

Antasma: I guess you could call it a VIOLENT PALM!  SKREEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

Spooky: Do you know how done I am with you?

Boomstick: Who cares what you think? The Ogre Club is probably the strongest weapon in Pittooey's arsenal. With very strong melee attacks, a few hits can lead into a huge advantage. But being the strongest comes at a price. For the Ogre Club, it's that it is slow and also has a slow, yet strong, projectile.

Wiz: The Pandora Claws are two claws imbued in a blue flame that are based off of, you guessed it, Pandora herself. While Dark Pit has never used these outside of the player choosing them, it should be reminded that Dark Pit has absorbed the remains of Pandora, so it seems reasonable that he could be able to wield these.

Antasma: That, and he doesn't haff a set of claws he has used before in battle. Vith the Pandora Claws, Dark Pit can create an extremely hot blockade that looks like Pandora and can also do a multi-hit combo that can knock opponents into the air. The downside to these is that the projectile attacks lose their power the farther they go.

Spooky: Lastly is his iconic weapon, the Dark Pit Staff. Originally made alongside Dark Pit from the Mirror of Truth, this dark staff is capable of firing shots from very far distances. In fact, the farther the shots go, the stronger they are. This makes it an excellent sniping weapon but extremely poor when battling up close.

Boomstick: Now that's a lot of weapons! He isn't just versatile, however. He's strong enough to take down a weakened Underworld Gatekeeper with a single kick. Damn! That's impressive! Especially when the THREE SACRED TREASURES had no effect against it!

Wiz: Dark Pit has defeated the likes of Amazon Pandora and the Soul-Eating Monster, is fast enough to dodge lightning, and is even able to survive the vacuum of space and atmospheric reentry.

Antasma: Do you think vee are done with Pittoo's strengths? Guess again!

Spooky: Being the exact copy of Pit, they share most, if not, all of the same strengths.

Boomstick: Regular Pit was capable of defeating Gods such as Medusa, Thanatos, and Hades. Heck, Pit survived getting hit by the Lord of the Underworld himself, and he destroyed multiple small mountains during his fight with Pit.

Wiz: Pit has also flown through space, going from constellation to constellation. Though, to be fair, these constellations are actually a lot smaller than you might think. Dark Pit also most likely has the same experience in combat as regular Pit.

Antasma: You can tell, considering he has fought Pit on multiple occasions.

Spooky: Though Dark Pit is one of the smarter characters in the Kid Icarus universe, he is cocky, reckless, and very aggressive. This can lead to things such as losing to Pit over and over again. He even lost against Pit when he had the advantage of flight.

Boomstick: Which makes absolutely no sense. JUST FUCKING FLY AND SPAM YOUR PROJECTILES AND YOU WIN DARK PIT!

Wiz: Yeah, like I said, cocky, reckless, and very aggressive. I mean, he even forgot he couldn't fly anymore even though he literally took down the Goddess that got him his Power of Flight in the first place just a few minutes ago.

Antasma: Did vee also mention that if Pit dies, so does he? It's their special link. Like if they vere twins!

Spooky: They basically ARE twins. The only difference is that Dark Pit is 25 years younger. Luckily, he won't have to worry about Pit dying today. But even with all that, Dark Pit has shown us one thing...

Boomstick: This edgy angel can kick some serious ass!

Dark Pit: You're not ready yet!

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate, once and for all!

Antasma/Boomstick/Spooky: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLEEEE!!!