Today

Lillian

Happy new year, Uma

12:00am

Uma

Please stop contacting me. You've said all you wanted to say

12:00am

Uma

I'm exhausted. Leave me be. Tell him to stop too. I don't want to deal with either of you.

12:01am

Uma

Don't make me block you because we're all still colleagues in this goddamn superhero faction

12:01am

Lillian

I understand. I know I can't ask for forgiveness and I'm really sorry for hurting you

12:23am

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Todo-list

- Buy Christmas presents for Kai and Lillian
- Meeting at 10
- This week's groceries: tomatoes, eggs, chicken, paprika, spinach
- Monthly armour checkin
- Organise patrol schedules for Jan
- 12th Dec: Dentist appointment at 3
- CLEAR OUT LEFTOVERS
- Do the sheets (!)Rewatch tapes of Tach -> figure out his new movement patterns?

- Call in sick
- Take a bath
- Cook dinner
- Order takeout

- Call Dad
- Call Milo
- Send a message to the clan gc
- Send a message to the division gc
- Reread slides 23-30 to figure out what he means
- Check all his references to see if he's bullshitting
- Start writing a diary
- Rewatch the tapes
- Delete the photos
- Stop crying
- Get a grip
- You'll survive this
- You're on your own. You always have been

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Freth Breaking News @FrethBreaking · 1/1/823

⚠️[MUTANT ATTACK] A group of Spinesnapper Mutants spotted at Blue Quarry Bridge at 9am. Civilians are advised to evacuate surrounding areas. Blue Quarry Bridge will be closed until further notice.

15 Replies 50 Quotes 2.1K Likes

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Andrew @DrewDoesGolf85  · 1/1/823

Sigh. Can't even have a peaceful start to the new year.

Just our luck it's the Spinesnappers. That's Balefire's domain. Do they have any backup plans on how to deal with these speedy Mutants?

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Lisa Collins @Lisasbookstore_09 · 1/1/823

Balefire debuted five years ago and Spinesnappers have been around for longer. They'll figure out a way.

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Andrew @DrewDoesGolf85  · 1/1/823

That is true, but those Mutants have a terrifying developing rate and this paper below shows their speed has been exponentially increasing.

Actually the increase coincides with when Balefire debuted. It's almost like they evolved to match her.

[Link]

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Freth Breaking News @FrethBreaking · 1/1/823

⚠️[MUTANT ATTACK, VILLAIN] Tachythanatous has been spotted attacking Spinesnapper Mutants at Blue Quarry Bridge. He has made no move to attack heroes or civilians. [Video]

66 Replies 275 Quotes 3.7K Likes

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Today

Mona

Hey this is Mona from the 6th division, hope you're recovering well Uma :) and by the way, if you've seen news of Spinesnappers, don't worry. Tach apparently killed them all right in front of our eyes. And then he left

9:31am

Uma

Hi Mona, thanks ❤️ and yeah. That's interesting. He's doing my job for me

9:33am

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To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Request for a fake death

Hello Tachythanatous,

Sorry if this is a strange email. Following the incident with Balefire, I realised you are the perfect person to fake the death of a superhero. This is not an actual assassination request but a fake assassination request. My credentials are below.

I understand this is different from your usual commissions and I am willing to discuss the price. I eagerly await your reply.

Sincerely,

V

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Hero HQ @FrethHero_HQ · 10/2/823

@Balefire_Hero recounts her near brush with death and her gratefulness for all of your support 😍🫶 show the love with #JusticeForBalefire!

⬇️

[Video]

#FrethHeroes #HappyToServe

23 Replies 265 Quotes 3.1K Likes

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Mayor Stanley Thread @FrethMayor · 10/2/823

Much love to one of Freth's strongest heroes ❤️❤️ #FrethHeroes

14 Replies 56 Quotes 1.9K Likes

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Natasha @cryingbarista65 · 10/2/823

we're living in a cost of living crisis babe. no hero can save us from inflation. why won't you do something about it?

22 Replies 54 Quotes 2.7K Likes

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diane 🎶(angel's version) @blueangeleyes · 14/2/823

imagine being one of the most influential popstars of the past decade and you finally get married but the husband cheats on you with his secretary. and the video leaks online. it's 15 min longs. on valentine's day. blue angel is so much stronger than me bc i would've just ended it on the spot

56 Replies 307 Quotes 10.1K Likes

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Today

Tach

omg cheating men really are the worst.

2:09pm

Panther

Man I love Blue Angel, hope she stays strong :(

2:34pm

Panther

I mean the public doesn't know Bale's bf cheated on her. Somehow both the heroes and villains have decided to keep it hushed up haha

2:35pm

Tach

I have an idea

2:36pm

Panther

Tach no

2:36pm

Tach

Tach yes

2:36pm

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[Tachythanatous (T) is standing on top of a statue in the middle of Crossway Park. He has a megaphone. Onlookers gaze at him curiously.]

T: [yelling into his megaphone] Good evening world! This is your favourite supervillain, Tachythanatous. Tonight, I come in peace.

[A collective sigh of exasperation from the crowd. T grins.]

T: [continuing to yell] I am sure you heard of the recent cheating scandal. The one with that piece of crap husband [voice returning to normal] okay I'll rather not ruin my voice already. I'll stop yelling. I love Blue Angel's songs and I recognise her cultural impact is unfathomable. So in a show of support and to celebrate her achievements, I will be hosting an unofficial Blue Angel karaoke session here, same time tomorrow. There will be flashing lights, fireworks, and loud noises. Please avoid the area if you're not comfortable with them. To the heroes: don't even try to stop our fun.

T: [takes a deep breath] Why should you join? Well, because it's fun, and you can use it as an excuse to skip school or work because technically I'm a supervillain terrorising y'all with a karaoke night. Also, I will be providing a lights show, free of charge. Just look up and you'll see it. With my shadow manipulation powers, I can create unimaginable visuals that no one else can.

A VOICE FROM THE CROWD: What sort of visuals?

T: Unimaginable ones. Anyways, see y'all tomorrow. I'm gonna grab pizza for dinner now. Bye.

[T exits]

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fireangler gc ❤️‍🔥 🐠

15 February 823

wtf is tach doing this time

reina 🦩· 7:09 pm

PAUSE... he's doing it at crossway park. the hospital where balefire is rumoured to be staying at has a view of crossway park. conclusion: he's trying to give her entertainment while she lies in her bed

salt air 🧂 · 7:20 pm

air you're always so fucking unhinged with your conspiracy theories. how does your mind work

anemone  · 7:22pm

i'm unemployed. which is why i'm going to the karaoke sesh lmao

salt air 🧂 · 7:25 pm

spill all the tea bestie please

reina 🦩· 7:30 pm

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saltair

liveblogging the blue angel karaoke session thing by tach

saltair

NEW SPACE AGE... i feel like i'm back in highschool. ok we're all bopping

saltair

He has no business being THIS good at making light shows. (i hope balefire enjoys it too)

[Photo]

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saltair

I'll Fall For You! the og hit!! Screaming and crying the bridge reduces me into tears every time

tach is putting his entire tachussy into singing this song when it was a song about a tween girl obliviously crushing on a girl 😭😭

saltair

YOU STOLE MY HEART!! AND I! LET! YOU!!!!!!

help wh. is he. is he doing backflips

saltair

Sorry for being mia for 20 mins i was busy vibing and dancing and laughing at the song selection. All these angry songs about cheating HELP 💀💀💀

saltair

NOT THE MURDERING BOYFRIEND SONG???????? TACH??? LMFAOO

#liveblogging

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Today

Mona

lmao can you see whatever tach's doing from your window

7:33pm

Uma

Yeah. All these cheating songs are a little on the nose 😭😭 of course even the villains know about Kai and Lillian

7:33pm

Uma

But I can never resist a bit of Blue Angel

7:35pm

Mona

Why do I get he's putting on a show for you.... seriously what the fuck is wrong with him

7:40pm

Uma

Been asking myself the same qs since we met. He was like 15 then. I was 17. He's somehow gotten worse.

7:42pm

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Balefire @Balefire_Hero · 16/2/823

Interesting things are happening at Crossway Park. 🎸🔪🩸

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tach hates cheaters @Tachythanatous · 16/2/823

!! :DDD NEMESIS!! Hope you're feeling better and once again I really am sorry

23 Replies 671 Quotes 1K Likes

Blue Angel @BlueAngel12 · 16/2/823

@Tachythanatous I'm glad you enjoy my music 🥰

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tach hates cheaters @Tachythanatous · 16/2/823

love ya too angel!! <3 <3 #IStandWithBlueAngel

12 Replies 209 Quotes 5K Likes

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Hero Vesper dead at the hands of Tachythanatous

1st March 823

Weather manipulation hero Vesper (30) has been assassinated in his home at Upper Central by supervillain Tachythanatous

Eyewitnesses heard sounds of a struggle at 2:20am and caught Tachythanatous fleeing. Hero HQ has confirmed the death. Vesper's family has declined to comment.

This is Tachythanatous' first confirmed superhero kill.

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History project / lunch table group

Today

Leo

Tach actually killed a hero this time?! And it's Vesper!!!

4:08pm

Archie

He's all like "guyssss I didn't kill Balefire" then three months later he does this

4:10pm

Leo

shit what if he starts killing KILLING the heroes. Our parents. Our teachers. And us in the future

4:12pm

Ben

Pleasee calm down maybe this is just a one time case

4:13pm

Archie

^

4:13pm

Leo

sorry

4:15pm

Leo

i know i overworry a lot

4:15pm

Ben

Its ok 🥺🥺<3

4:16pm

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Today

Tach

Hi, thank you for the commission! I hope you found it to your liking :) As a complimentary service, you receive a lifetime free subscription to my delivery boy / groceries service. In which I quickly travel between mainland and the rebel hideouts for all your purchasing needs.

4:55pm

Tach

Just fill in the form! I can also give you a membership card if you want. And here are some good reviews :)

[Link]

[Link]

4:56pm

lemon pie

Thank you and it was pleasant working with you. I believe you might be seeing a few more customers. This death-faking business will only grow, I feel

5:05pm

lemon pie

And a membership card sounds nice.

5:11pm

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Today

buttered bread

Many thanks for the realistic death scene! I'll be recommending you to my friends for sure

7:09pm

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Today

curry udon

Hi, sorry about the last minute changes and thank you for accommodating them. You were also great with the fight choreography improv 🙂

4:01am

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Today

salmon with asparagus and lemon topped with dill

I was out so I'm texting to say I received your delivery. At this point it's almost like you're part of the rebels lol

8:09pm

Tach

😭😭😭 i'm gonna get cancelled by the villains

8:23pm

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reina 🦩@icedlattelover · 2/4/823

um my whole life just changed in an instant and... i guess i'm starting a new life??? yayyyy?!?!???!

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anemone @heart4theart · 2/4/823

reina bestie are you okay?

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reina 🦩@icedlattelover · 2/4/823

never been better actually!! :DDD

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Mads 🔮@maddisonsdarling · 15/4/823

@Tachythanatous why are you killing all these heroes

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tachussy (he/him) @Tachythanatous · 15/4/823

money. i get paid. we live in a capitalist society

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6th Division

Today

Balefire

Hey guys, just checking in with you all ❤️❤️ I may not be able to fight but I can still study Tach's movements behind the scenes. I'm investigating his assassinations and making notes.

❤️26  ‼️26  🙏26

3:09pm

Lacewing

BALEEEE!!! Miss you so much and hope you're doing well <3 <3 <3

❤️1

3:12pm

Halcyon

Rest well Bale, don't force yourself <3

❤️1

3:14pm

Moxie

Heck yeah our Bale's back! :DDD

❤️1

3:14pm

Aphelion

Thank you for your hard work, Balefire. We really need all the help we can get to combat this superhero assassin

❤️1

3:15pm

Balefire

He used to only kill civilians and I don't know why he switched to killing heroes. He's also been really quiet on social media after he struck me. There's something going on and I don't like it. Who's been commissioning him? And why?

3:17pm

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lunch table group

Today

Cora

hey guys we've been sitting with reina for a while, should we let her join the gp since it seems like we're all dming her lmao

8:33pm

Archie

Cool by me

8:37pm

Leo

Sure :)

8:40pm

Leo

Benji says fine too

8:40pm

Cora has added Reina to the group.

Cora

Hellloooooooo :))))

8:40pm

Archie

Hey :)

8:41pm

Reina

Hiii everyone thanks for having me 🥺🥺

8:42pm

Ben

Yayyyyy now we can discuss physics questions more efficiently :DDD

8:56pm

Reina

I'm so ass at physics lol why do I have the powers of light manipulation 😭

8:56pm

Ben

Also glad to have another civilian with me 🥺just random folks plucked into this world of superpowers

8:56pm

Reina

Yayyy nice to have you too Benji :D 💖

8:57pm

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Today

Milo

Hi Uma, just checking in, how are you feeling lately? :)

9:01pm

Uma

The chest wound still aches but I can move around freely most of the time. I'm picking up exercising again and hopefully I'll be back soon, it's been five months and I'm itching to go again :D

9:23pm

Milo

Good

Have you thought about what I told you at the park last time?

9:25pm

Uma

I kind of get it... but I feel like you're not telling me something?

9:26pm

Milo

Uma, you've got to stay careful in these times. A lot of heroes are dying.

9:27pm

Uma

Yes Milo, I'm perfectly aware. And my nemesis is doing the killing

9:28pm

Milo

You shouldn't only be worrying about Tach and the Mutants. This world is changing. And I hope you see that. Just some advice from your godfather

9:28pm

Uma

Alright

9:30pm

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Notes:

I'm sorry if the formatting is kind of ass because Wattpad is ass at it. I have to manually switch alignments every time and I wish there was a quicker way of doing it because my text is compatible with Docs / Word / Ao3, just not Wattpad.