"I'm going to refrain from commenting, because I want to keep my job."

"Rory, your boyfriend needs anger management counseling and a personality."

"Hey Sunshine, what's today's scheme?"

"Fries are my life force, keep your sticky fingers to yourself!"

"My dad says I have a problem with authority, Uncle Nick says that's the only response to authority that's correct."

"Matt signed me up for the school musical, I'd rather have my spine used as a xylophone."

"I'm gonna go, before I become an accomplice."

"Welcome to Stars Hallow, City Boy. You're gonna love it here."