PART 1

<Big Kids Only Club >

2:37 A.M

Siscon is now online

Siscon

Yo! Guess what

Discount Pikachu
What? Ur finally a normal human being

Flower babie
And you're not?

PigHead
HAH! U just got roasted stupid rat!

Gremlin Spawn 1
Ooohhh.
Damn.

Gremlin Spawn 2
You deserve it
Ur super weird

Little Babie
Please don't say that

Discount Pikachu
Thank you NEEEZZUUUKOOO
I LOOOVEEE YOUUUU

Learn your math
Words you can hear

BigBro™
Nezuko!? I thought you didn't-
WHY?!

Little Babie
Rats aren't meant to be roasted.
They aren't very tasty.

Siscon

Bruh moment.

BigBro™
Now I feel bad.

Flower Babie
Good job, Nezuko.

Siscon

CAn you please let me fucking speak!

I have tea!

BigBro™
Oh, sorry Koichi
What did you want to say?

Siscon

Well...

Yui, Mui, Genya

Would you like to say the news?

Learn your math
Well... would guys like to hear?

PigHead
Will there be free food?

Discount Pikachu
Your a fucking millionaire pighead
Shut the fuck up
Hear what?

PigHead
No u shut the fuck up!

BigBro™
Is this related to (Y/N)-senpai and Sanemi-san?
Since you four seem to know it a lot.

Little Babie
IS (Y/N)-SENPAI OKAY!?
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN!?
NOOOO MY IDOL!!!!

BigBro™
Nezuko!
Don't cry!
Nii-chan will get you ice cream!

Siscon

Wow, so I'm called a siscon but Tanjiro isn't?

The bias is so clear

Flower Babie
Don't worry, it's not something bad.
Ijust got the news from Kanae-nee
But I won't spoil! :>

Little Babie
Oh thank the gods.
I still don't have a picture of her with me

Gremlin Spawn 2
Actually guys,

Gremlin Spawn1
The news is...

Siscon

Nee-chan...

Learn your math
And 'Nemi are...

Flower Babie
The two are...

Little Babie
ARE?!
ARE?!
A R E ? !

PigHead
WILL THERE BE FREE FOOD?!

BigBro™
What happened to them!?

Discount Pikachu
JUST FUCKING SPILL THE TEA!!!

Siscon, Gremlin Spawn 1, Gremlin Spawn 2, Learn your math and Flower Babie are now offline

Discount Pikachu
Oh go suck a dick.

Flower babie is now online

Flower babie
Oh my, you look nice, Zenitsu. You should keep that lo- oh wait that's normal you.

Flower babie is now offline

BigBro™
Big oof-

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As Koichi closed his phone and placed it in the night stan at the foot of his bed, he chuckled. He turned to his right and opened the curtain to reveal Muichiro scrolling through his phone with a smirk. 

Muichrio sat up and opened the curtain to his right to reveal Yuichiro already looking at them with a smirk. 

"You guys..." Koichi started, pointing to the two. "You don't know the news either, huh?" 

A heavy silence filled the room as the three sighed. "All nee-chan said she has news. With that math demon."

"I thought (Y/N)-nee told you?" Yuichiro raised his brow at Koichi.

"That's why we went along with your prank." Muichiro said with a sigh.

"I actually thought that Genya would know. But it turns out it was Kanao-senpai and she won't even say anything." They groan as they closed the curtains and snuggle in their bed. "Let's just keep the act up, someone might actually say something." The twins nodded as the light of their phones turned off. 

"Koichi, lower the air conditioner." Yuichiro ordered.

"Why me?" Koichi groaned.

"You're closer." Muichiro pointed out. Koichi stood up and did as he was told and finally snuggled back on his bed.