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Now then, those whose mind has been corrupted by the various lemons they've read, lemme welcome you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sinners, welcome to your ticket to hell! 

[We'll see each other in hell after this.]

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A - Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

>Cuddle yes% of the times. He likes to spoon and be close to you after doing the deed. He always asks you if your uncomfortable or if it hurts somewhere.

B - Body part (their favorite body part of their partner)
>He L O V E S every part of you. Doesn't hate a single thing about you. But if he had to choose a favorite, it would be thighs and boobs. He likes resting on them.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
>Pull out game strong! When you two started dating, he would always wear protection, but now that you have Shiro, he doesn't use them and just pull out or cum inside if the time was right. 

D - Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
>He lowkey wants to bang you on his desk.

E - Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
>Dudes was a virgin before you took his card. But after a lot of times doing it and watching... things, dudes a sex god.

F - Favorite position (this goes without saying)
>Face down, ass up. He also loves it when you're riding him. 

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humourous? etc.)
>Nope. No jokes. Sex is serious business. 

H - Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
>Hell yeah they match! White on top, white down below. He also keeps it well groomed for you.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
>Very. His goal in sex is to make sure you feel good. Make sure that your mind is filled with him and him only. 

J - Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
>Before you started dating, he would always catch innocent glances at you, but then, Uzui was added to the equation. So whenever he got home, his first business was to get rid of his growing problem.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)
>Surprisingly not too much. Spanking, teasing, and biting. He also likes blindfolding and light bondage.
But it's a whole another subject when he's drunk. Mf is kinky as hell. He's a power bottom when drunk. 

L - Location (favorite places to do the do)
>The privacy of yours or his room.

M - Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
>A kiss on the neck, caressing his chest, sitting on his lap and rubbing it the right way and you two are going straight to the bedroom.

N - No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
>Anything that you find uncomfortable or if it's harmful. Never a threesome. He doesn't like to share. 

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
>He would rather give, but he doesn't mind receiving from you from time to time. He was a complete noob at first, but boy oh boy. Once he learned where your spots were, he always started off by giving you one.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
>50/50. If he was slow, it would be like your first night all over again. He knows how to make you feel like a newlywed every night. But when he goes fast, he's going fast. No stopping him. 

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
>Doesn't like them but he doesn't mind if you wanted to have sex. But majority of the time, he would rub it out and wait until you two are somewhere private.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
>If you're okay with it. Your consent is everything to him.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
>Minimum 2, maximum 4. It usually depends if he's going fast or slow. He tends to last more if he's going fast. 

T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
>Nope. He likes watching you squirm in the pleasure he gives you. Plus, it's hard to hide them with his siblings around.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease)
>Not so much. It would be you doing the teasing, even if you don't know that you were teasing him.
But when he does tease you, you better be prepared to beg.

V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
>He's not too loud. He grunts and mutters things, but not too loud.
But when he's drunk, he's more than happy to tell the world who's on top of him.

W - Wil card (a random headcanon for the character)
>There was that one time a second-year asked him to have a threesome with you. That student disappeared off the face of their school and never be heard of again. Sanemi was suspended for two days. You didn't exactly know what went down but you really couldn't care.

X - X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
>He's normal in length. But boy he thiccc. 

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
>Average. He's like any normal human being with a normal sex drive. But... give him a few drinks then that normal will turn to extremely horny. It usually depends on his mood. 

Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
>Depends on how many rounds. But he does fall asleep after 30 minutes or so.