dear fucking diary

ok so i recently rp'ed with someone in a chat, and it's with my own au.

it was such a fucking mindblowing experience that i had to write about this bitch. btw hold on to ur brain cells cause tis gon' get stupid af.

them: hi can i pls roleplay with you? my oc's are two supernatural humans who can destroy things at will, oh and also the y can also make weapons out of nowhere and control elements they were born with it since they were babies and so because of that government captured them

first thing that's wrong with this is that its supposed to be a fucking dystopian au, meaning that its only PEOPLE involved in a REAL war. there's no fantasy fucking magical powers or some shit. this is not a fantasy genre and im sure that was pretty goddamn obvious.

it's gonna be pretty fucking unfair when my ocs are only good in combat and killing while YOUR fucking ocs have the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes and float in midair

i dont think that's a fair rp.

Especially when its a battle between my ocs and hers, and while mine can shoot guns and throw daggers, your ocs are fucking unkillable (they deflect bullets) and bend mother nature

bitch how exactly is that a fair fucking fight? what the fuck do you expect my oc's to do? They're only human and yours are fucking gods. And im not complimenting you.

But because i didnt want to be rude and awkward i was just like 'sure fam'

and this is where it starts

Lets call her oc's dave and ben for now

she starts off with her two ocs 'escaping' the government by destroying their base.

uh

what?

bitch you destroyed the fucking governments base, what the hell is our antagonist now?!!!

i shit you not, this is her reply:

'Ben and Dave quickly run down the sidewalk of the city, both were dressed in military wear and their clothes were a little charred from burning down the government's base. They wanted to escape and that aas the only way to go, so they did it.'"

so of course me being a lil ticked off asked her 'Um why did you blow up the government they were supposed to be the antagonists'

and this fuckin little cocksucker had the NERVE to tell me

'Well how else would they escape?? Of course they'd use their powers, duh'

Boi i was straight up fuming but i just shut my mouth up and went along with it

so when her two bitch ass ocs got to the base of the untamed, (keep in mind that the whole time they were going there, she always had to find a moment where either of them were in danger so either could save the other)

i had my oc sapphire quickly interrogate them, and had them locked up in the office so they couldnt do anything and do u know what she did

do u fuckin know

"Ben jumped up and kicked the handcuffs out of Pierce's hand, leaving him a three degree burn because of the fire he conjured "don't even think of touching dave!!!!1!1!!!1!"

*deep breath*

MOTHERFUCKER EXCUSE ME

YOU JUST FUCKIN INJURED MY OC OUT OF THE FUCKIN BLUE WITHOUT MY FUCKIN PERMISSION WHEN YOU CLEARLY FUCKING KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT GOVERNMENT PAWNS. DID YOU EVEN FUCKIN READ THEIR GODDAMN FORMS AT ALL?????

AND WORSE OF ALL YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE TO FUCKING REPLY, SO I COULDNT CONTRADICT THE ACT.

of course i tried saying 'no wtf you cant do that' and all hse said was 'roll with it!! Come on, I have such a huge plot twist in store!!!!"

i was about to pop my fuckin cap off but the bitch wasnt giving up

so we kept rp'ing

the whole fucking time ben and dave were showing off their element powers to the kids in the rebellion.

so almost everyone knows that if its ur au, you control the characters

but this bitch did not understand that

"Ben raised his palm and produced a bright flame. The little girl in front clapped happily while the others admired him"

ARE YOU FU CKIN G JOKING

KID, TEEN, ADULT AND OLD PEOPLE. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IN MY AU, I TAKE CONTROL OF, UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE.

JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPORTING CHARACTERS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FUCKING CONTROL THEM.

so. the government magically arrived

and the two dipshits she calls oc's walks out the untamed base being all high and mighty, saying shit like 'ben faces sapphire l"You dont have to worry, we'll protect you, we'll handle this. Saph, pierce, you should all just go and hide inside" he said and walked forward, facing the enemy."

GO AND HIDE? EXCFUCKINGCUSE ME?!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS MY MOTHER FUCKING AU, YOU'RE PLAYING BY MY FUCKING RULES. SAPPHIRE AND PIERCE ARE THE FUCKING LEADERS OF THE FUCKING REBELLION, NOT BEN AND DAVE

DONT TELL MY FUCKING OCs TO RUN AND HIDE, BECAUSE IF YOU READ THEIR PERSONAS THEY ARE NOT PUSSIES THAT WILL RUN AWAY FROM A BATTLE

SECONDLY YOUR OCs JUST FUCKIN ENTERED THE BASE, THEY'RE NOT THE FUCKING LEADERS ALL OF A SUDDEN

SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE MORE POWER THAN ME IN THE TERMS OF THIS FUCKING AU?

SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DID I EVER GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN AUTHORITY TO CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT AS WELL?!! DID I SAY THAT YOU COULD? NO!

YOU CANNOT GIVE YOUR FUCKING OC'S A HIGHER PLACE IN MY OWN FUCKING AU UNLESS I SAY IT IS. THATS JUST PLAIN FUCKING STUPID.

I SWEAR TO GOD, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN PEOPLE THAT RP WITH ME BUT DONT KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW THE FUCKING RULES OF THE FUCKING AU.

In short i fucking ranted this whole thing to her and completely muted her.

next time you roleplay with me pls take these fuckin tips into consideration so ur not so shitty as an rp partner

and to my rp partner if ur reading this

fuck off, go choke on a dick or ten. 🖕🏼