Goofy E,

 Oh, really? I happen to like the name Ella. It fits you, or at least from what I've gathered about you, I think it suits you well.

Hmm, Ben is too plain for you. Well then, thank you for calling me plain.

How funny of you to suggest that I'm a ninety year old man and whatever gave you the impression that I would take girls to my basement and make them staple papers? I mean out of all things I could make them do, staple papers is what you pick?

My dear E, you are quite funny.

On the contrary I am not ninety and I am in fact only twenty-one years old which I've already told you before. Have you forgotten?

If anything is broken, I can fix it. I assure you, I will.

 Yours always,

B