Lovely E,

 You are oh so very funny E ;)

I’m not quite certain I should tell you my real name but you seem like a nice gal so I will happily provide you with it.

Benjamin is my name but please call me Ben.

Will you do the same my dear?

You don’t even want to know what I will do. I will bust down your door and carry you to my house. Then we will introduce ourselves properly and I will beg on my knees for you not to call the police.

Nothing is broken my dear because if it was truly broken you wouldn’t be able to breathe properly or write me these letters. But if you still think your heart is broken I know just the thing that will fix it, coming to my house.

 What do you have to loose? Please, I would be delighted if you did.

 Yours always,

 B