Dear Benjamin,

 What a lovely name Benjamin.

Benjamin, Benji, Benjamin, Benny, BENJAMIN.

I'm sorry; Ben is too plain for me. I think I'll stick with Benjamin.

My name is Ella, it seems like it is missing something. Ella just doesn't sound right, Bella sounds better however, I wasn't blessed with a name that actually makes sense.

Hmm, I'm not sure if I should come or not. What if you're a ninety year old man that has a weird hobby to pick up girls and lead them to your layer and then force them to staple papers? I'm not sure if I am ready for that.

I'm sure it is broken but a visit to your house won't fix a thing. I can assure you, it won't.

 E