Thornum Prison

Pierre De Loup

Beastly

BE12 HEL

Dear Bell,

I can't believe they convicted you of bestiality without a trial. Two years is a very long time to be locked up in a "less spacious" cell and I have absolutely no idea how I am going to pay your €30,000 fine. That's more than both generations of our family have made in a lifetime! They say that if we can't afford the fine, they will make you do community service to work the money back. Don't you worry, I won't let that happen.

I can't believe they put you on anti-psychotics for your hallucinations without informing you first. At this rate the beast is beginning to look like a saint.

On that note, they have asked me to ask you if you know where the beast is. Apparently when the police arrived at the scene, they found a man claiming that he was the beast. If you need me to talk to that man on your behalf I will, however it might take a while as the asylum is only open on Sundays.

They also asked me to tell you (as you won't speak to anyone or get your head out of a book) that they are sending a psychiatrist in as they think you have Stockholm syndrome.

I wish I could visit however, thanks to Gaston, I can't as they won't let people accused of loosing their sanity in.

I wish you used that magic book to go to Canada instead of Paris, you and your furry man could have read books and lived happily ever after.

Je t'aime,

Maurice