minho removed his helmet and fixed his hair while looking at the tint mirror on hongjoong's scooter. he handed the helmet back to the shorter and walked to the small diner he had booked a table at.

the diner was tiny and the place was almost full, the scent of a variety of food being prepared.

he skipped his way to the table he had reserved, seeing nobody waiting there, realizing he was the first one there.

minho turned his head to see if his two other friends were sitting somewhere like they said they would be, which they were, with two other people though.

and then he received a text from seonghwa.

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hwaseong:
so um slight problem rn

minho:
what now?

hwaseong:
my message sender told me jisung's ex is here

hwaseong:
and that he's like literally sitting in front of me rn on my table

minho:
hiS WHAT

minho:
WHAT RHE FUCK THAT WOOYOUNG GUY???

hwaseong:
yes he's here and he's sitting in front of me with his friend ig

minho:
WHaT

TH3

FuCK

sO

IS

*HIS

EX

IS

SQUIRTING

FUCK AUTOCOPRECT OMFG NOT SQUIRTING EW

**SITTING

IN

FRONT

OF U

RN

WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

hwaseong:
shouldn't be doing this but joong is eavesdropping them

hwaseong:
there was no other place empty other than this one and your reserved one and we coincidentally sat here

minho:
ISNT RHAY WOOYOUNG GUY DO FINE OR SOMTHING LIEK THAY AND HES LIKE POPULAR AND SHIT HNLIKE ME 

hwaseong:
joong told me he's a dancer

hwaseong:
he also just told me that he heard that jisung is on his way here snd these two bitches are here to spy on him as friends

hwaseong:
it seems he'll take ten mins to come so you have time to prepare yourself

minho:
QE STAN JOONG BEST BOY FOR GIVING INFO 😘🗣😘💕😘💕😘💕😘😩😚😩😘😩💕😘😘💕😘💕💕😚💕😘😩

hwaseong:
get therapy tf

hwaseong:
anw the thing is they tryna look so unsuspicious but they look so suspicious it's funny

hwaseong:
the other kid is wearing a hoodie with sunglasses and everything, INSIDE A FUCKING DINER 💀💀

minho:
what else is joong saying rn

minho:
life saver best boy mwah mwah mwah kisses for best boy joong ✨️✨️😘✨️😍😘⁉️

hwaseong:
...

hwaseong:
bye im leaving

minho:
nO IM SORRY COME BACK

hwaseong:
b e h a v e

hwaseong:
don't be a wild animal for jisung

pls

you'll traumatize him

minho:
rawr grr 🐺💥

ok fine i'll behave

hwaseong:
you better behave or i won't hesitate choking you in front of everyone 😘

minho:
jokes on you i'd like it 🤨🤨

hwaseong:
tell that to jisung not me pls i don't wanna know about your non-existent sex life and kinks

minho:
ANYTHINF ELSE JOONG TOLD YOU

hwaseong:
he's 5 mins away

hwaseong:
and yea dw his ex and him broke off on good terms, they're close friends now

minho:
THEY BETTER HAVE

minho:
would've fought that wooyo dude if they hadn't 👁

minho:
he would've had to keep one eye open while sleeping on my watch

hwaseong:
calm tf down with ur over protective ass

minho:
whatever idc

hwaseong:
turns out the dude with sunglasses in the evening

his name is jonho

no not jonho, jongho

smOl cUte bEaR

minho:
now who's the one who needs therapy

hwaseong:
still you and it's never gonna change

minho:
bitch we're six feet away why are we on dms, i dare you to come and talk to me rn at my booth

hwaseong:
bold of you to assume i won't walk to you now and just smash your nose with a punch

minho:
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

minho:
HES HERE BYE FUCKER HAVE FUN EAVESDROPPING 💕💕💕💕

hwaseong:
bye bitch smh

hwaseomg:
you better tell us what happens

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sorry for another small chapter BUT my niece reminds me so much of jongho as a baby like omfg especially this pic of him

i swear i looked like a boiled egg with massive eyes when i was a baby and then there's my niece looking like choi fucking jongho.

she's already a model i'll tell you that.

i havent met her yet because she was born during covid and then moved but im 110% sure she has the personality of a queen (she's 1 and her mom is a kpop stan). imma teach her everything about kpop and raise her with this cult shit. she'll slay life im telling you, a mom who's a kpop stan and shit damn she's one lucky child.

i'll be the cool young uncle who's chill about everything and teaches the child shitty things 😍‼️

like imagine in the future when she's a teenager someone comes up to her and they go "omg you look so much like the indian version of jongho from ateez"

LIKE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ THATS SUCH A COMPLIMENT 😭

yea i'll definitely tell that to her first thing we meet even though i know she won't understand but SHE HAS TO KNOW. THE LITTLE QUEEN HAS TO KNOW WHICH ABSOLUTE MAKNAE KING SHE LOOKS LIKE.

ok enough ranting about my niece (i love her sm)

now since i've left you on a cliffhanger, suffer till next chapter to find out what happens. HA. HA.