I am freaking out!! I am freaking out because I.. I... LOVE LOVE Camden! (I'M GOING TO CRY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY HOLY FUCK) I want to love him! 1 love, no capitals! It's like I am drenched in homework about Camden and Love!! *insert drawings of 'homework about Camden and Love'* I need advice!!!

Advice For Jessica

Topic: My Love for Camden

Advice:

So you love Camden. I mean LOVE LOVE him. You want to love him. (this makes me cringe so hard) What you should do is think about what you don't like about him. But mostly think about stuff that if a guy did you might puke!

Example:

Saying Mommy! Daddy! still. Fart. (okay, 1. it's still okay if you say that and 2. EVERYONE FARTS YOU SHITFUCK) P.S. None of these things are what camden does.

From: The Advice Giver

Hey it worked!!!!

*flips table* I AM SO DONE WITH MY PAST SELF