I don't feel like coming up with anything original so I'm just going to give you some Anxiety moments from Sanders Sides because I can and it's great.

And yes, I know they revealed his name quite a while ago, but I don't want to spoil it for my friend who is just now beginning to watch Sanders Sides so dON'T SAY ANY OF THEIR NAMES, OKAY!!

This is gonna be long, so get ready.

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Thomas:

"...Strangely at this moment, I am actually feeling quite relaxed-"

Anxiety:

"Hi."

Thomas:

"wHAT THe heck!"

Anxiety:

"Oh, I'm sorry. Was I not wanted at this exact second?"

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Thomas:

"What do you all do to relax after a tough day?"

Prince(Creativity):

"Dramatically serenade myself in the mirror."

Logic:

"Puzzles."

Dad(Morality):

"Eat a cookie! And when I'm feeling dangerous.. (whispering) eat a second cookie."

Anxiety:

"I usually go and sit down on a surface that is not meant to be sat on. Because when tomorrow comes I will be faced with even more challenges. And I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what is and is not a chair.."

Thomas:

"Anxiety, I was feeling good today, man."

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Thomas:

"Anxiety, can you name one nice thing about all of us?"

Anxiety:

"Oh, brother.. okay.

Dad. You make Logic furious, and that is fun to watch. Even though you're a clueless moron the rest of the time."

Dad(Morality):

"Aw, okay."

Anxiety:

"Logic, you understand reality better than the other two, and that is very comforting. But you are still a clueless moron most of the time."

Logic:

"How dare you."

Anxiety:

"Prince. I gotta say... you do impress me. By being a clueless moron all of the time."

Prince(Creativity):

"Well that wasn't remotely nice."

Anxiety:

"And Thomas-"

Thomas:

"Spare me the compliment."

Anxiety:

"Cool."

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Thomas:

"Ugh, why are you being like this? You were so chill the last couple of videos!"

Anxiety:

"Sometimes I just gotta be me....nuh (mean)"

Thomas:

"Uuugh.. I wanna be mad, but you're right, the idea is not original."

Anxiety:

"No."

Thomas:

"*overdramatic noise of frustration* What am I gonna do now?"

Anxiety:

"One option-and I'm just throwing this out there-is to.. hide under the covers until the sun goes away."

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Thomas:

"So I just recently had an audition-"

Logic:

"Oh yes, for one of those stage productions for a professional make-believe?"

Thomas:

"Yes. And the audition is over."

Logic:

"It would seem so."

Thomas:

"I either get the part or I don't."

Logic:

"Yes, that's how it works, is this new information for you? Or.."

Thomas:

"I just want to know. Objectively, how did I do?"

Anxiety:

"You screwed up."

Thomas:

"Ah! Anxiety!-"

Anxiety:

"Anxiety what are you doing here? Yes, this is exactly what you do every time I pop up, let's just skip that part, we get it. You don't want me here, but I'm here and this is what I do."

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Thomas:

"...I welcome you to the first-and hopefully only-2017 Emotionally Compromised Debate between Secretary of Logical Defense, *insert Logic's name here because I'm not gonna spoil it*, and Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce-I'm afraid I'm gonna need your name."

Anxiety:

"Nah."

Thomas:

"Ah, worth a shot-Anxiety. This debate is sponsored by the National Essential Reasoning Department, or N.E.R.D.-"

Logic:

"Uh, o-or we do not have to abbreviate it-"

Thomas:

"...and the Public Humiliation Foundation."

Anxiety:

"I'm a monthly donor."

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(Okay, this doesn't have Anxiety in it but it's just so funny)

Thomas:

"...Please help me *scream of agony*"

Logic:

"Keep calm, carry on."

Thomas:

"You're right, I'm an adult. Me me big boy- nope."

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Thomas:

"Anxiety, the first question goes to you."

Anxiety:

"Too much pressure- No!"

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Thomas:

"...And how does it feel?"

Dad(Morality):

"Amazing!!"

Thomas:

"That's right, Morality!"

Prince(Creativity):

"Ehh..."

Logic:

"Ehh..."

Anxiety:

"Ehh..."

Thomas:

"Ugh.. Come on you guys, what?! Can't I get through one video without having some sort of... dilemma?"

Anxiety:

"I'm not alone on this one? Nice."

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Anxiety:

"5 a.m. The witching hour."

Logic:

"I could be wrong, but I believe that's midnight."

Anxiety:

"5 a.m. The devil's hour."

Logic:

"Now I'm pretty sure that's 3 a.m."

Anxiety:

"Well, then it's just 5 a.m. and you need to go to bed."

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Anxiety:

"You wonder why all these changes are throwing you off? It's the lessening of steady constants in your life."

Dad(Morality):

"Oh my goodness! That's right Thomas, and you are a Taurus!" (He's really confused, okay?)

Anxiety:

"When you're in these new settings and situations, you know something is off."

Logic:

"What is?"

Anxiety:

"Something."

Logic:

"You can't even give an example?"

Anxiety:

"Something is off."

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Anxiety:

"Look, let's not read into this and make it any more angsty than it has to be. We all know that I'm a bit-"

Prince(Creativity):

"Dismal."

Logic:

"Monochromatic."

Dad(Morality):

"Spicy!"

Anxiety:

"Whatever!"

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Prince(Creativity):

"To be a cartoon, or not to be a cartoon? That is the question.."

Logic:

"I don't know if that is a question, because you cannot be a cartoon."

Thomas:

"Or can I?"

*Pause*

Logic:

"No."

Anxiety:

"You can't- What are you even looking at?"

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Thomas:

"Alright, but like, if this is his room, where is Anxi-"

Anxiety:

"What are you doing in my room!"

*Thomas screams*

*Logic screams*

*Prince(Creativity) screams extremely high-pitched*

Dad(Morality):

"*Screams* I think one of the spiders moved!"

(The reason why this is funny is because the spiders are cartoons that are a pattern on a curtain)

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Anxiety:

"Wait- Oh, boy. I'm actually considering it.."

Thomas:

"What? What."

Anxiety:

"You've kinda made me wanna open up to you, but big surprise, I'm really anxious about it."

Dad(Morality):

"Anxious, like your name!"

Anxiety:

"Yep. That was, uh.. That- You're great Morality, but actually... on the subject of my name-"

Prince(Creativity):

"Shut up." (In an excited way, not a rude way)

Logic:

"Oh, that's okay. No pressure if you don't want to-"

Dad(Morality):

"Logic. Shut your ever-flapping gobtalker, okay?"

Thomas:

"No pranks or misleading?"

Anxiety:

"Not this time. Oh, man. Why did we have to have a heartfelt moment?"

Dad(Morality):

"It's totally fine, this is a very accepting environment. But I have to tell you that I've been theorizing on it for a very long time. So if it's not exactly the name I think it is.. I will loose it."

Anxiety:

"Okay, promise you won't laugh though..."

Thomas:

"Of course not!"

Anxiety:

"My name... MY NAME IS *insert his name here* Okay. It's like a band-aid. You just gotta rip it off."

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Haha, you punks who don't know his name THOUGHT.

Also, I didn't feel like going past when Anxiety announced his name because I've been working on this for like three hours and haven't slept so I am DONE with this.