Hey Girlfriend!

I'm just here to tell you that you have a nice butt. I really mean that.

Is it bad if I decide to break into your apartment that is in DC?

Anyway I have someone for you to meet. My daughter Cassie. She's pretty great. Awesome! My ex wife loss the battle with custody and I can now have her!

I'll bring her to you next week if that is okay.

Thanks Sweetie Pie!

~Scott

That does not sound like him by the way....Just making this funny.