Dear Aaron, 

                        Agony? What kind of nickname is that? You need to work on your game, pal. 

Yes, it was insensitive for you to remind me. Twice. You really need to think about what you write before sending it away, I am a notorious murderer after all, I have connections. But I don't mind, I've been in here long enough to accept the fact that soon I'll be six feet under. It'll be a mercy after living such a dull existence. It's not saddening - it's oddly peaceful. You wouldn't understand unless you were in my position. 

And I'm more than happy to be your priest. Consider these letters as a Confessions Box, where everything is top secret and said to get forgiveness from God. You know, if you believe in that kind of thing. After what I've seen, I'm the furthest from religion you could get. 

If you whine about some pathetic shit though, I'm not replying. I'm not going to help you with your girl drama, 'cause if your problem is that you fucked your wife's sister then no force in the universe is going to save you from their wrath. 

 From, 

             Agony 

P.S If that's your real name, Aaron, I'd break out prison just to kick your dumb ass.