Dear Aaron,

                        Ouch, you hurt my pride. How dare you throw around such insults! 

Seriously, use a dictionary and come up with better comebacks. 'Cause I think the only thing that burned was your anger. 

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ENDED THE LETTER THERE ARE YOU INSANE?! I AM A CAGED MAN AND CLIFFHANGERS DON'T DO GOOD FOR MY SANITY.

From, 

            Agony.

P.S I kind of feel obliged not to say anything about myself just so I can see how you'd try to convince me. It'd make prison a lot more fun.