Things get Messy
Becky's House...
Sami: I hope this works.
Becky: What The Hell do you Assholes want?
Seth: Nice to see you too Becky. We were wondering if you had uhh... You know, webster's dictionary defines friendship-
Kevin just Yeets him to the ground.
Kevin: Dean's dead and we Destroyed the Epoch with a Flaming bag of Dog shit, you got any other spaceship-Time machines laying around?
Becky: oh yeah! Max has a whole garage filled with them.
Garage...
Becky: here you go.
The garage was FILLED with time machines.
The Tartis, The DeLorean, literally EVERY SINGLE Time Machine in Existence.
Becky: I'm starting to think Max is a Horder.
She leaves.
Kevin: Beautiful!! One for each of us!
Seth: But won't all of us traveling through time separately fuck shit up even more?
Sami: Not if we all go to the exact same place.
Seth: Alright, but we gotta promise to go back to the exact time before Dean Got Killed. Got it?
Kevin and Sami are already gone.
Seth goes in a machine and leaves too.
Now...
Seth: Hey what the fuck happened?
He looks down and now he's tall as FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Seth: WOAH!! Holy shit is this Me?! KEVIN!!
Kevin was a Baby with his Adult head.
Kevin: Oh Crap I'm Baby Owens!! This is Insane!! Hold on, let me see if this diaper works.
He shits himself.
Kevin: yeah we're good. Oh SAMI!! Changing time!! .... Sami? Where are you?
Sami's Voice: I'm right here
Turns out Sami Turned into a Dog.
Sami: and I'm guessing none of us went to the exact same day.
Seth: I told you this would fuck things up. So nobody went back and saved Dean, Right? FUCK!!
Dean's Voice: Hey What's up guys!
They turned around and Yes, He was Alive... And Normal.
Seth: Hold on, How The Fuck are you Alive? No one stopped you from Dying.
Dean: Yeah, Thanks for that Assholes. And I have no idea what happened. All I know is I woke up with AJ's cock in my mouth.
Seth/Kevin/Sami: OOOUUGGGHH
Dean: Yeah whatever you guys did made AJ into a chicken farmer and while I was sleeping one of his roosters must've mistaken my mouth for his food dish.
Sami: That seems like a long way to go for a Dick Joke.
Dean: Fuck you Clifford!
Seth: okay let's just get in one of these time machines and-
Flash!!!
Big flashes of light blinded them, showing every single thing they did since Season 1
Eventually the flashes stop and their back at Dean's old dumpy apartment.
Seth: Woah Shit! Uhh What The Fuck was That??
Dean: That was Weird! Okay, obviously that's never gonna happen again. Who wants to get some Tifood!! (I dunno how to spell TiFood, TyFood, or Tie-Food)
Sami: Fuck You! I'm not staying like this, we gotta try and figure this out!
Dean: yeah I'm not sure that's such a good idea, you know, something worse could happen-
The Flash of light came back and Dean's body changed to. He now looks like Jon Favreau. (Love his acting by the way)
Dean: Okay let's fix This.
End of Chapter
There are Only TWO more Chapters left until season 6 ENDS. Stay tuned.
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