The Battle (Part 1)
Seth: I Kinda Feel Like We Should be Hiding Out or Something.
Dean: What The Fuck Man! Baby Spinach Stays Fresh For Like a Day.
Seth: You're Responsible For The Death of The Biggest Crime Boss on The Planet & You're Worried About The Shelf Life of Baby Spinach. Which Is Oddly Short I Won't argue That But Still. a Mob Is Pretty Fuckin' Serious.
Dean: Mafia Revenge Is So 1970s What's The Worst That Could Happen Somebody Tweets A Bunch of Nasty Shit about Me?
Seth was Tweeting a Bunch of Nasty Shit about Him.
Seth: Oh Yeah, Uhh I Dunno Who's Been Doing That. I'm Just Saying. We Could Be In Some Danger Here.
Dean: Right. So What You're Saying Is, AJ Somehow Survived That Fall, Hitch Hiked His Way Outta The Jungle, Called Up all His Goon Friends & Everyone Else That Hates Me & Right at This Very Moment He's Gonna Bust Through That Door & Turn Me Into Baby Spinach? See, Nothing. Now Let's Sit Back & watch Some poster.
AJ & His Goons Bust Through The Wall Breaking His Poster.
AJ: Time To Die Dean!
Dean: POSTER!!!! Now You Crossed The Line Soccer Mom!
Seth: Oh You're Fine With Him Killing Me Earlier But The Poster is Where He's Crossed The Line?
Dean: Yeah I Value The Poster More Than Your Life I Tell You This all The Time
Seth: I Hate You I'm Glad You're Gonna Die.
AJ: Hey!! Can We Get With The Murdering Now???
Dean: Fuck!
END OF CHAPTER
Dean: Look I Know This Chapter Was Short But I Might Die Next One! Doesn't that Mean anything To You Guys? Jerks!
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