The Avengers

At AJ's Office....

He Had 3 bounty Hunters. Ghost Rider, A Clone and some motor guy. (I don't know what his name is)

AJ: you are The best bounty hunters in the world. Or at the very least, you have decent reviews. Now I want you to hunt down that Rat Dean Ambrose, and bring him to me! You're free to use any Methods necessary, but I want him ALIVE! No Disintegrations.

Ghost Rider: I'm sorry... No.. no dishwashing agents? I- I can't hear a thing. There's like a constant burning sound in my ears.

Motor: Watch out Skull brah! Your fire Face is gonna singe my hair!

Clone: I'm a clone! Did you guys know that? I'm like a souped up stormtrooper!

Rider and Motor were Already chasing each other.

AJ: This- This is already a mistake. Just- Just go get Him!

Dean's Mansion.....

DING DONG!!!

Dean Gets The Door and The 3 bounty Hunters come in.

Clone: Are you Dean Ambrose.

Dean: Uhhhh No? Hey Kevin! Food's Here!

Kevin: FOOD!

He's Running towards the door.

Kevin: Food! Food food food food?

Dean: Here's your man?

Ghost Rider: Didn't you just call him Kevin?

Dean: Did I Dean Ambrose, call Kevin Kevin? No. Kevin's your Ambrose!

All: ..............

Clone: Get Him?

They all Started attacking Kevin until Sami killed them.

Sami: What the hell's going on?!

Kevin: Yeah! And where's my food?

Seth: AJ must've sent these guys to get ya! They'll probably come back long and strong with a whole crew to get the friction on! We should probably get some help of our own.

Dean: Thanks Narrator!

Seth looks at The Readers.

Seth: Cut to a New Scene!

The City.....

The Avengers were out saving the world.

Hulk: So I was Wondering, why are we called the Avengers? What are we Avenging? You know, I just met you guys.

Iron man, Captain America and Hawkeye just Stared at him.

Hulk: Oh Sorry. *Hulk Voice* Hulk no understand name... Hulk i- *Normal Voice* You know what? Fuck you guys! I'm outta here.

Captain america: calm down you Fucking spaz. We're avenging the earth. God he's so touchy.

AJ: hey you're the Avengers right?

Cap: okay I Get it WE Didn't name the group. Talk to Eye Patch about it.

AJ: Whatever. I need you guys to find Dean Ambrose and bring him to me! Also, What's the deal with her?

Black widow is just stalling in the fight.

Ironman: Yeah She's about as useless as katness over here.

Hawkeye: Fuck You!

(Actually they're both Major Badasses)

Cap: We'll do it. Right after our lunch break.

They walked away.

The Villains just keep wrecking shit up.

Shawarma Restaurant....

The Avengers were eating shawarma when Dean, Seth, Kevin and Sami approached them.

Dean: Hey How's it going? Look I need you to protect us from AJ and his goons. Hah, it's like I'm Nick fury ordering you Peons Around.

Hulk just grabs Dean and takes him.

The Avengers just leave with him.... Except Hawkeye.

Seth: Shit.... Uh where'd they just Take Dean.

Hawkeye: I dunno. Who cares? I- I hate those guys.

Kevin: yeah I'm sure they hate you too. You're like the Aquaman of the group.

End of Chapter

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