Soniqua Mad

Meanwhile in some street....

Soniqua (yeah Remember her? No?) Was driving a Stolen car.

Soniqua: AJ Killed my Father (Dean)... And Now I'm gonna Kill Every Mother Fucker He Sent out there and then Turn That Greasy meatball into a greasy Ball of meat!

Dean's Mansion....

Seth, Kevin and Sami are STILL Chilling at Dean's pool (some Friends they are) when spooky dark clouds entered.

Seth: What's with all the screams and the spooky dark clouds?

Sami: Oh Right. Ahh... We gotta turn the clocks back.

Kevin: Stupid Farmers. Hey Seth, Aren't we supposed to save Dean from AJ or something?

Sami: I think we're supposed to Shave Dean.

Seth: Oh yeah.... AJ kidnapped him. Ehh, I'm sure they resolved their issues in a calm and mature fassion.

AJ's Office....

AJ was Laughing his ass off While PISSING ON DEAN'S DEAD CORPSE

AJ: There's no Pissing like Corpse Pissing.

President Potato walks in the office.

Potato: There's a guy at the door who needed money for his package. And also this box came for you.

She hands it to AJ

AJ opens it and it's the Head of one of his minions.

(Jeez This Just got Dark)

Paper in the box: Me Going to Kill you

AJ: a Death Threat with a severed head and poor grammar. Potato did you do this again?

Potato fainted lol.

AJ: Something Tells me it's not her. I can only think of one other person. A freaking mutant monster thing.

Indeed There is Indeed a freaking mutant monster thing coming For Him as Soniqua Went on a Whole Killing spree on AJ's Henchmen From Dracula to Mike Tyson.

Still at AJ's Office...

AJ: I am bored.

TICK.... TICK..... TICK.... TICK...

AJ: that is a loud clock. Shut The Fuck up clock!

BOOM!!!

Soniqua Busts in the wall.

AJ: Finally!!

Soniqua: WHERE'S DADDY!!??

AJ: Daddy's busy at the moment. He's a Toilet now!

Soniqua was PISSED

She stared going insane until AJ pushes a Button to lay down A Plate of Peanut butter and bread.

Soniqua fell for it and a cage surrounded her.

AJ: Peanut butter and bread. Works Every time. Works great on squirrels too.

He Reveals that there's a Shit load of squirrels in his office

AJ: oh Well. Ahh life is good.

He turns on his TV and watches a bunch of P- I MEAN... Cringe

End of Chapter

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