On The Set.....

Drew: Now this is the scene where AJ's gang attacks Dean's gang. Now pay attention to detail we want this movie to be 100% accurate. Except for the fact that Seth and Dean have completely switched roles. And I will be playing AJ.

He puts on an AJ Costume.

Drew: And Action.

The Battle Part 2
Seth: Come on can't we talk about this?

Drew (as AJ): No! You fucked up my business, let my Brother get hit by a bus, and Worst of all, somehow you managed to program my DVR So it records each episode of Family Guy like 3 different times.

Dean: That was me.

Seth: That show was Terrible and so are you. You should get stabbed in the face every single morning for the rest of your life you limp dick Loser, Go JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

Drew: Cue the piss.

Seth pisses all over Dean's face.

Dean: Oh come on!!

Drew: CUT! That was great! Alright let's move on to paper Boy next.

Dean: Wait a Second I don't remember saying All that shit. And pissing All that piss!

Seth: yeah we're spicing up your boring life. Let's go people! We're losing daylight.

Paper Boy (literally the 1st chapter of this book)

Seth Did When Dean Stole the TV From the same house when The cops come.

Cop: Sir We Have a Jail cell full of barely legal hookers down at the station. We're gonna need you to come with us and fuck all of them.

Seth: Hahaha Seth Wins!

Dean: COME ON! I LOVE Barely Legal Hookers!

He looks at a break dancer.

Dean: Ok dude. Stop. That's annoying get out of here.

Tecmo Bowl

Kevin: okay my Agent says I don't have to run so I'm not running.

Sami: I'm pretty sure I haven't had a line in this entire movie.

Dean: Hey David lopan! Everyone wins in this scene so how about we just follow the script.

Seth: Hey who's the star here?? That's right, ME! So Shut up, get in this donkey costume and light yourself on fire.

Reset

Dean: Woah Woah Woah. Since I'm living Seth's life shouldn't I Be in the car? Shouldn't it be my Cash Explosion?

Seth: Nah.

He throws a shake at Dean's Face.

Seth: Hit the Wrap Party Fuck Face!!

Drew: That's A Wrap everybody. See you tonight. Don't be late or I'll beat you to death and devour your souls.

Kevin Walks Up to Dean.

Kevin: probably not the best time for this but uh.......... I was Promised coke on Tits.

End of Chapter