SEASON 5 PREMIER

2 minutes later.....

Dean and Seth were in a giant space Fortress

Dean: Where The Fuck are we? Oh wait, first things first.

He Punches Seth in the face HARD

Seth: Ow! The Hell man!

Dean: That's For Last Season and there's plenty more where that came from! Now Where are we? Battle star galactica or some shit?

2 guys appear behind them and it's Steve Austin and Mick Foley

Steve: You're on The Legend's ride! Our leaders The Hardy Boyz Have left and, well we need your help.

Seth: Well I'm a legend so Naturally I should be in charge. Ok I'm gonna need a Red Sports car and shitty music. Chop chop.

Steve: Uhhhh yeah. Ummm thanks but no thanks. We'll go with the one in jeans. Not Lady Gaga (Seth) over here.

Dean: I like your style Space Rabbit (Steve) so what's the mission?

Steve: we need you to defeat Batista

Dean: Alright, what's his deal?

Steve: He's a Giant evil Space head!

Dean: oh of course he is.

He Punches Seth HARD Again

Seth: Ow! Come on man!

Dean: Seth you stay here with Space Rabbit (Steve) and the Retarded Frog (Mick)

He Punches Seth HARD And leaves.

Seth: So uh.... You guys ever played Cash Explosion? You have right?

Mick: Hell yeah!

Steve: That's my line you idiot. Mick Ain't quite right.

Space....

Dean was in a tiny battleship. When he Sees a giant Batista head

Dean: I'm guessing this guy's Batista?

Steve (Phone): That's him! Aim for his Face!

Dean: Great advice Dip Shit

He shoots the Batista head.

Batista: Ow! What the Fuck Man!

Dean: oh sorry dude, I'm here to Kill you.

Batista: whatever. I don't care anymore. Just end it.

Dean: wow. You really managed to Suck the fun out of this. What's your deal?

Batista: look at me! I'm a giant Space head! What the fuck kind of life is this?

Dean: a Super shitty one?

Batista: Exactly! And here I am All By myself and every once in a while, a bunch of Ships show up and try to Murder me.

Steve (phone): Blow up his face.

Batista: See? Just kill me.

Dean: look it's not so bad. You should come to Earth. You can get your own reality show or something.

Batista: Really?

Dean: Yeah They give shows to All kinds of freaks.

Batista: I'll do it. I'm gonna be famous. It's a whole new life for Batista! Thanks so much for all your he-

Dean: oh sorry just remembered. If I don't Kill you I don't get paid.

(Wow Dean!)

He blows Batista up.

Mick (Phone): Hell Yeah!!

Dean: Thanks Retarded Frog (Mick). Punch Seth in the face for me would you?

Mick punches Seth HARD

Seth (Phone): OW!!!

End of Chapter

So now Dean and Seth Live in Space with Austin and Foley

See you next chapter