Jon Moxley
At The Battleship....
Dean: and that's why they call it a Machio Meat pie.
Seth: So, it's just a Canadian Fucking a Meat pie?
Dean: Yes.
Seth: Why did you tell me this?
Dean: Because Space Blows and I like looking up weird shit on the internet.
Ding Dong
Seth: We Have a Doorbell?
Dean opens the door and it's Jon Moxley.
Dean: Moxley??
Jon: Ambrose! What's up Fuck Face? Heard you were in town. Mind if I come in for a second? Thanks.
Dean: Woah Woah Woah! What kind of illegal shit are you up to now?
Jon: Illegal? Why would you think I was doing something illegal?
Seth: Well that sack Marked "Stolen Shit" is one clue. Plus There's, That!
There are 4 police jets outside the ship.
Cop: Alright Moxley We Know you're in There! And we know you just did some illegal shit.
Jon: Okay so maybe I got a Couple TVs, XBOX 360s, Shit load of beers and 50 pounds of Weed. Oh and uhh a bunch of crowbars.
Dean: HOLY SHIT!!! Xbox!
Seth: uhhh Dean? You notice anything else, Important in that pile?
Dean: Yeah. You didn't grab any of the cables for the Xbox, Fucking ameture.
Seth: THE FUCKING CROWBARS YOU IDIOT!!!
Dean: Oh yeah shiny real cool😒
Cop: This is Your last Warning Moxley! Come out now, or We'll start Shooting your Hostages! Wait... That doesn't sound right. Is that right?
Jon: Go to Hell Copper!!!
Cop: No!
Kevin: Okay somebody think of something quick. I got a Baby in my Butt-Oven and my constructions have already started!
Sami: Butt-Oven?
Seth: okay I got a plan, now it's a little crazy, so hear me out.
Seth's plan...
So, Dean grabs the Crowbars. Then he goes outside and destroys the cops.
Then we return home, Bring AJ Back to Life, he uses his Mafia Ties to sell the Weed, and we become more rich and Powerful than we can possibly imagine!! Hahaha HAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!
Dean: Seth, Seth! Get The Fuck outta the way!
Seth: What? What are you doing? Where are the Crowbars?
Dean: I used them to get the Xbox working. Then the cops busted in and shot Jon in the spine. But anyway as I was Saying, That's why they call it a Machio Meat pie!
Cops: *laughing their asses off*
Cop: Wacky kaducks!
End of Chapter
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