Hunting Ducks
(This Chapter is based on Duck Hunt For the NES)
Seth: you're not looking so good. I think the stress of being a crime Lord's Finally getting to ya.
Dean: I'm fine. I just need a break to get away from all that craziness.
Seth: so murdering innocent ducks helps calm your nerves. I gotcha.
Dean: you're the duck! I'll murder your ducks!
Seth: what was that?
Dean: I said pizza is uhh good. DUCK! *Shoots something*
Seth: um. That was an... Airplane. Are you sure you're okay? Just take a nap or... Take a dump. I dunno that usually sets me straight.
A Huge Dog Rushes Past Dean.
Dean: Did you see That? That moose almost ate me with his radioactive fangs!
Seth: ok that's clearly a dog. You should not be holding a shotgun right now.
Dog: *laughs*
Dean: Something Funny moose? Imma make it rain Ducks All over your stupid fucking head!
He shoots and missed the ducks as The dog Laughs.
Dean: That's it You're Fucking Dead!
He jumps in and gets his ass kicked.
Dean: Seth! Shoot the moose! He's trying to kill me with his superhuman powers!
Seth: I'm not shooting a dog man. We've done some terrible things before but I can't shoot a dog.
Dean: Fucking kill it!
Seth: oh wait, I have an idea.
Dean: HELP ME YOU PRICK!
The Hospital...
Seth: Just get some rest man. The doctor said you should be back on your feet in no time.
Dean: I still think you should've shot that fucking dog.
Seth: believe me, what I did to that dog was much much worse.
Soniqua had the dog in some baby getup.
Soniqua: Baby soniqua want feeding?
Dean: wow. That's fucking weird.
End of Chapter
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