Chris Jericho
Dean: Alright Jericho, Give me Back the Epoch!!
Chris: No Way Brosay! Whatever that fat tub of Fat Owens did in the past made me the biggest thing since torn with your hands bread.
Dean: ..... You mean Sliced bread?
Chris: What is a Sliced bread?
Dean: you're telling me you don't have sliced- Time Travel's so annoying!
Chris: oh come on! It's not so bad! Hey why don't you come with me on a job. It'll be like I'm You, and you're that bisexual rabbit that always follows you around.
Chris walks away.
Dean: Seth is a Rabbit?
The Job: Pong....
Dean and Chris are watching The Pong game.
Dean: is the Job to Bore me to death? Because you're very good at it.
Chris: no way Brosay! I'm so amazingly popular that I get paid to give games a little bit of the Bubbly.
Dean: "Little bit of the Bubbly"? Is that the sex move where you Roll behind a girl and she Jams Spoons up your-
Chris: No way Brosay! Check this out!!
The Pong game changes into a more Beach Design.
Chris: Presto! Another job well done!
Dean: This is Fucking Terrible! Step aside Chris! Time to give this game the Ambrose Charm! Not the sex move.
The Game changes again to A Bar and Club type design.
Chris: Aw Man what the hell did you do??
Dean: I made it Awesome! Come on there's another thing I want you to fix up.
Chris: I should probably fix this first.
Dean: No way Brosay! Fuck! Now you got me saying it.
At a FUCKING War zone....
Chris was Strapped to an electric chair.
Chris: umm it's kinda tough to do the little bit of the Bubbly like this.
BAM!!! Dean punches him in the face.
Dean: I need you to be focused!
He Turns on the electric switch, electrocuting Chris.
Dean: Tell me where the Epoch is!!
He turns it off.
Chris: No Man! I-I don't wanna!
Dean Turns it back on.
Dean: You either Gimme what I need, or This switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill.
He Turns it off.
Chris: No! Stop! I'll tell you I'll tell you! It's... It's in my garage!
Dean: oh. I probably should've checked there first. Okay I believe you....
The "Camera" Zooms in on Dean's Face
Dean: ...... But that won't save you!
He Slams the switch on and Leaves it like that and walks off.
But then he comes back.
Dean: I tried to make this as close to Taken as I could... I think I did a good job right?
Chris was too busy being electrocuted to answer.
Dean: Fine. Don't answer me Dick!!
He leaves Chris to Die and goes to get The Epoch.
End of Chapter
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