Break out
Dean and Dolph have broken out of jail.
Dolph: Oh Bullshit. I call total Bullshit on That one. Star Wars was Absolutely based off of Space Balls!
Dean: I can't even believe I'm even in this argument. I'm glad we broke out of that Jail Cell so I don't have to be around you anymore!
Dolph: give me one shred of evidence that Star Wars came out first.
Dean: The YEARS! Take a look at a calendar!
Dolph: Oh okay let me get an old calendar, oh look I'm born in 1812 that proves Nothing!
Dean: Shut Up! I hate you! I Hate You!!
???: Um excuse me.
Dean/Dolph: WHAT???
???: We're kinda in the middle of something.
There are 4 medieval people in front of them.
Dolph: Woah. I think we're at comicon.
Dean: No. See that Sexual Tention? Pretty sure this is a standard midieval orgy.
??? 2: What? We're just trying to Fight this foul demon.
They look behind them.
Dean: Oh shit! I love monsters Inc.
Dolph: Yeah let's watch that! I'll get the Ass Wine.
???: Join Us or Face the same Date as this beast!
He attacks the monster with screach sounds.
Dean: What was that. At least jump on him or Dolph show them how to use and Axe.
Dolph tries to attack it but it just phases through him.
??? 3: uhhh you can't attack it. It's not your turn.
Dean: Turn? This is a fight! Throw dirt in his eyes or shoot him in the back. You ever seen taken with Liam neason? That's how you fight.
??? 4: These fights take preparation and strategy. Only then can you master-
Dolph summons a Dragon and kills the monster.
???: Holy shit. Clearly you guys are superior warriors From another land. Come Stay with us. You will forever live like King's and-
Dolph burns them too.
Dean: What the FUCK man! We were gonna live like Kings.
Dolph: yeah there wasn't gonna be enough Ass Wine for everyone so you know, I made an executive decision.
Dean: I don't want your God! Damn! Ass Wine!
Dolph: Oh well, more for me. I'm staying at your place now. Couple ground rules. Number 1, I sleep in the nude. Number 2, I REFUSE to use toilet paper. And Number 3 I'm the big spoon.
End of Chapter
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