Dean: Those Stupid Hardys have to have food around here somewhere. I say we cook that Fat Fucker Kevin into a Fatata!

Seth: Yes! I'll be like a lion and eat the genetals First!

Dean: WOAH! What?

Seth: Lions in the wild. They eat the genetals First cause they're-

Dean: Get away from me man. I don't know you.

Kevin: Were you guys just talking about eating my genetals?

Dean: Yeah, the iron chef over here was.

Seth: you see, lions-

Kevin: okay Stop! Look there's a kid out here... Says he's the Masturbator or.... Something.... Says we need to give him a hand? Look, I don't know what you guys got planned but uh..... Count me out.

Seth: it's blaster master idiot.

Dean: That almost sounds worse.

Garage....

Blaster: I got a big mission coming up and need sofia (his car) fully loaded. I heard Kevin Owens was the best at robotics so I came to you.

Kevin: man I can't tell you how much I needed to hear that. It's been a rough one. Okay stand back! It's Kevin's time to shine.

8 Hours Later......

Dean: alright Space cadet. We Turned Sofia into one mean Lesbian! So Shut The Fuck up and prepare yourself for amazement!

His Car Looked NOTHING Like it did when he parked here.

Blaster: What the Fuck did you do???

Dean: I know. We love it too! Guys?

Kevin: Every vehicle needs containers for all your rotisserie chickens and dipping sauces.

Sami: and what's more kick ass Than a sound system that only plays the country club!

Seth: and finally we made the outside Look forocious like a lion!

Dean: none of us agreed on that last one. Seth is going through some weird lion issues.

Kevin: so what do you think? Awesome or Super Awesome?

Blaster: it's Fucking ruined. Now I gotta go back to earth and fight a bunch of mutants in this piece of shit? Thanks for nothing Assholes!

He drives away.

Sami: Hey are those all His weapons?

Kevin: yeah I had to make room for the fish tanks. Why you think he'll need those?

End of Chapter