Astroids
Dean and the crew are watching the TV
Dean: Kevin try to get some of that (Cheezits) into your MOUTH. And if you say "that's what she said" I'm throwing your fatass into space.
Kevin: I wasn't gonna say "That's what she said, Idiot! I was gonna say That's what HE said. It's a little more accurate.
Sami: Well, That's what she said could work if The She Was a Transvestite Or Seth, or a
(Oooooooh Shots Fired Sami)
Seth: Shut up I'm trying to watch my stories.
Paul: Look at these Fucking Degenerates... Hello!
Soniqua: Soniqua want ugly doggy (Paul)
Paul: What the Fuck is that? I feel like it's staring into my soul! Anyway, Surprisingly you idiots are pretty competent in Getting Shit done. So I got another job for you.
Dean: Pass! Space Jobs Suck! And you still haven't paid us shit!
Paul: But you must destroy these asteroids or We're All finished!
Kevin: We'll do it!
Sami: What?
Kevin: I know where this is there's a Buffalo wild wings 2 Galaxies over, we can stop for wings after.
Sami: ooh can I get a salad?
Kevin: What the hell is a Salad??? Whatever. Hey! Droopy face! We're in!
At The Asteroids...
Kevin: 🎶 Asteroids! I'm blasting All these asteroids!🎶 I love that song. Don't you?
Sami: Come on Kevin! Fly around a Bit! This is Sooo lame!
Kevin: no thank you. Remaining stationary and anticipating the asteroids is how you destroy the most asteroids.
An Alien ship comes by and fires Lasers at Them
Sami: Ahh! It's shooting lasers at us!
Kevin: Well it won't be around for long-
Sami grabs the wheel from Kevin
Kevin: Ahh what are you doing??
Sami: Getting us the Fuck outta here!
Sami flies into a Giant asteroid to hide in.
Kevin: so now what?
Sami: now we just need to wait until the alien ship is gone. Then blow up the rest of the asteroids and we'll be elbow deep in buffalo chips in no time!
Kevin: Why Is the ground so smushy?
Sami: what Am I a Doctor?
They hear a Roar and they quickly fly out of the asteroid and shoots it wide open revealing a giant worm.
Worm: Oh what the fuck Dude! You Blew up my space house. I just wanted to get some wings with you guys.
Kevin: oh... Sorry about that.... Ummmmm.....
They got Buffalo wild wings and let the worm live with them....
Dean: Jesus Owens even that monster doesn't make as much of a Mess as you.
Worm: Hey I have a name.... It's Frank.
Dean: sorry Frank.
Paul: So how did everything g- Come on! Are you serious???
End of Chapter
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