A Shitty Weekend
(This Chapter is a Reference To Metroid)
Dean Is In a Hallway That Seth Sent Him To.
He Travels To The Main Room Where He Meets The Brain.
Dean: Woah! Fucking Gross! I Mean, Nice To Meet You. I Guess I'm Your Escort For The Evening. *I'm Gonna Fucking Kill Seth*
Brain: Hoo Hooo Hoooo Seth Wasn't Kidding You are a Cute One.
Dean: Yeah Great. Seth Said You Were The Brainy Type But I Was Expecting More of The Sexy Librarian than the Giant Pulsating brain monster.
Brain: Hey! Pulsating Brain Monsters Can Be Sexy Too.
Dean: Yeah I'll Take Your Word on That. So What Do You Wanna Do? Cause You Got Me For... THE ENTIRE WEEKEND WHAT THE Fuck?
Brain: Oh I Got Lots of Fun Stuff Planed. But First How about a Drink To Celebrate New Friends. carisintini Dean? It's a Martini With Cari-
Dean: Yes Carisine I Got It. I'll Take 14 of Them.
For The Next 48 Hours They Drank & Hung Out. To a Cruise, A Club & Other Places
Brain: Leaving So Soon? I Thought We Could Take another Ride on The Brain Train.
Dean: ooh Sorry. I Didn't Know You Were awake. I Gotta Go.
Brain: Well at Least Say Goodbye To Our Kids Before You Leave.
Dean: What The Hell are You Even Talking about? Kids? We Just Fucked a Couple of Hours ago.
Brain: What Do You Expect I'm a Mutant Brain Monster. I Pop out Kids Like a God Damn Gumball Machine.
The Door Opens and a Slimy Brain Kid Pops out.
Kid: Daddy *Pukes all over Dean*
Dean: Fuck!
End of Chapter
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