CHAPTER TWO: Hue-Man.

~Two weeks in to Summer Vacation~

Dipper goes outside to see Mabel, Wendy, Soos, Stan, & Ford waiting for him. Their all going to Greasy's Diner for lunch.

They decide to walk... until Mabel runs ahead.

Meanwhile with Bill....

He managed to some strings and is back to his original, human, form... but still a demon.

He walks along thinking about three things: A job, a place to stay, and how to get Tyrone's memory's & powers back.

As Bill becomes lost in thought he ends up colliding with something... or rather... someone.

He sits up from falling on his back to see Shooting Star standing back up just as he starts hearing foot steps. Once their both standing Bill begins to apologize. "I am so, so, so, sorry mam. I-" He's cut off by Mabel's squeal. "OMG! Your so hot! I'm Mabel! You?!" Bill is taken a back by this until the others show up.

"Sorry mam... but I don't quite find you my type." He says then leans into a blushing Pine Tree. "You are though cutie." Bill says with a wink.

On Tyrone's hands....

Dipper was just hit on by a really cute blond dude... yay!

He blushes up and shamelessly checks out the golden blond with a tanned & toned body, and brown eyes that are almost yellow.

"I Um..." Dipper stutters.

Mabel squeals, Wendy looks on wide eyed, Soos & Stan have let their jaws drop, and Ford just plain looks surprised. "Oh My God! Are you gay?!" Mabel excitedly asks and Bill looks confused. "I am not overly excited and colorful." He says with his English accent slipping through.

Now it's Mabel's turn to be confused as Dipper realizes what's going on. "Oh! You two use different meanings for the word gay!" He says and looks to his twin. "He's using the original meaning of the word.... witch pretty much describes you." He says and gestures to her. He looks to Bill. "And you, Sir, my sister is using the more commonly excepted meaning of the word in today's culture... witch is to be homosexual... or to find romantic interest in others of the same gender or sex." Dipper explains and both nod their head in understanding.

"Well then, I guess I am 'gay' then." Bill says then leans back into Dipper with a lustful look. "Especially for you hot stuff." He says with a wink and Dipper blushes up uncontrollably.

Mabel squeals again. "I'm Billiard by the way. "The blond says. "Dipper." The two shake hands. "Dipper huh?" Bill says, testing it on his tong for show. "I like it." He says and Dipper's blush deepens. "Th-thanks." Dipper stutters and Bill chuckles. "See you around hansom." Bill says with a wink before walking away.

"Y-yeah... see ya... B-Bill... y-yar" Dipper says in a daze as the blond chuckles and leaves after telling Dipper that he can call him Bill if need be.

The group finishes their walk to the diner and once they reach the table everyone looks to Dipper and he sighs. "I'm Bi all right?" Mabel squeals again, Ford & Soos go wide eyed, and Wendy & Stan go slack in the jaw.

Dipper rolls his eyes. "It's not a big deal you know." He says and Mabel gasps. "Not a big deal?! Dipper! That guy was totally hitting on you! Like, really into you!" She says just as she looks behind Dipper to see Bill sitting at the bar, reading the newspaper.

"Billiard!" She shouts and Dipper looks back to see the blond as well. Bill looks up and over to them and smiles then waves. Mabel waves back. "Come here!" She shouts and Dipper begins banging his head on the table as Bill walks over with his things.

"Why hello Mabel." He says with a curt head nod then looks to the others, then Dipper. "Friends, Dipper." He gives a flirtatious smile to Dipper who blushes up and scoots over for him to sit. Bill happily sits next to Dipper with a wink.

Dipper blushes all new shades of pink & red, then even more when Bill puts his arm over the boys shoulder. "You look rather fetching." Bill says and Dipper smiles with a sudden burst of confidence. "Your not so bad your self hansom." Dipper says smirking and this time it's Bill's turn to blush as Dipper giggles.

Mabel gasps/squeals and watches the two males intently. "Well, would you like to accompany me to a movie tonight? Say around.... 6:00pm?" Bill asks and Dipper pretend thinks. "I'd love to.... Bill." He says and kisses Bill's cheek.

~Time Skip provided by: GOTHIC LEPRECHAUNS!~

Latter that night Bill picks Dipper up in his gold hummer w/ black leather interior. The two drive to the theater and watch some dumb movie about some vampire named Edward who falls for a human girl named Bella.

After the movie the two are laughing their buts off. "Oh... Sparkling vampires?! Who comes up with this stuff?!" Dipper says in between laughs. "Oh... I know right?! Like, how stupid can you get?! He's not a vampire! He's an over sized Ken doll!" Bill says and they both laugh.

They walk to the hummer and Dipper can't stop smiling. Bill grabs Dipper's face and looks the young boy in the eye. "Will you go out with me Dipper?" Bill asks and Dipper blushes. "I'd love to Bill." They both smile & kiss.

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OK! What a fun second chapter!

What are your thoughts on...

Billiard (Bill)?

Dipper (Tyrone)?

Mabel?

The others?

BY GOLD, BYE!