Hi my name is Alice Wilson and I'm the daughter of the most awesome badass in all the land you guessed it deadpool.

*who are you talking to?*

I don't know what ever or who ever is reading this I guess don't think anyone wants to read this anyway but you know, who cares.

*don't you think you should tell dad if your talking to strangers again..*

And don't you think you should shut the hell up. Anyway as I was saying I'm the better Deadpool yada yada yada. My dad doesn't know about the whole I have a side where I am a superhero to. first time I ask them if I can fight alongside and he kind of freaked out and said no long story short he keeps me locked up in the apartment to protect me from guys who want to get back at him for reasons I don't really know all the details. I am home schooled duh but daddy doesn't know I sneak out and go to clubs and stuff gotta love fake ids. I am currently 16 1/2 but again who fucking cares.

*you know you should really stop with all the cursing*

Well guess what fuck you go to hell you piece of shit.

*great now you got her started*

As I was saying, I also have a best friend his name is levi man he is such a nerd but I still love him as a friend.

*yeah cause you have a crush on Jason herdfield*

No one asked you! If your wondering Jason is this really cute 17 year old I met on a 'adventure'.

*you mean the adventure where you follow your dad around town seeing if he needs help*

Yeah thx! Dumb assholes..
He never needs help anyway he's to awesome and badass. Oh shit dads home.

*ahhhh panic!*

*would you shut up!"

Well bye for now to who ever is reading this. I guess see ya later mother fuckers.

*language!*