You draw your swords and block Miyabi's attack.

Y/N: Can't we talk about this? Maybe at your place tonight?

This earns you a kick to the head, slamming you into a wall.

Y/N: Ah! Dammit! Take a fucking joke!

Imu smacks you with her staff and Miyabi stabs you in the chest. You jump back as you examine the gapping hole in your chest.

Y/N: Motherfucker! That's it! Maximum effort. But first....

You get out a Bluetooth Speaker and press play on your phone as you set it down.

(Insert X Gon Give it to Ya)

You charge and dodge another slash from Miyabi and trip Imu, knocking the blonde into Miyabi. You sigh as you put your swords away.

Y/N: Kay so... Can we just let bygones be bygones and maybe have a threesome an- FUCK!

You get shot in the face by a certain flat sniper.

Ryobi: Fuck that, you son of a bitch!

Homura: You okay?!

Y/N: Ugh... Yeah.

You pull the bullet out of your skull and look at Ryobi.

Y/N: Hey, Washboard. Flat as ever I see.

This earns you a shot to the leg.

Y/N: Will you stop fucking shooting me?!

Miyabi and Imu recover and attack you with fire and lightning. When the smoke clears, your clothes have all been burned to a crisp, revealing your disfigured features.

Tanned girl: Holy shit.

Blonde: Woah!

Greenette: ...

Short girl: Uh...

Dark blonde: Hm... I like what I see...

She looks at your friend down south.

Miyabi: No wonder you wear a mask.

Y/N: Are you kidding me?! Now I need to go home and get my spare suit. See ya later!

You pick up your phone and speaker and run off.

Miyabi: Damn. He got away.

She, Imu, and Ryobi fall back.

Tanned girl: I... Am at a loss for words...

End of Part 3