You listen to music on a bridge. You then look towards the viewers.

Y/N: Hey. I know, who's balls did I have to fondle to make this story possible. I can't tell ya but his name rhymes with DanimeDon. Let me tell ya, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down unda.

You then see an explosion in the distance and head over to find a giant wooden robot.

Y/N: A wooden robot? Really?

You go to load your guns but you forgot your ammo bag.

Meanwhile, a group of girls show up and you can't help but stare at their tits. You immediately forget about the robot and walk over to them.

Y/N: Hey there. I'm your deadly neighborhood Deadpool.

You're too focused on them and the robot slams you into a wall, breaking most of your bones.

Blonde: Time to kick some ass!

She kicks the robot and it goes flying.

Pink haired Girl: Are you okay?

You get up and wave as your arm heals.

Y/N: Yeah! Trust me, Bubbles, I've been through a lot worse.

You draw your swords and slice apart the robot. You finish it with a shot from your pistols. You sniff the barrels of the guns and sigh.

Y/N: Ugggghhhh.... I'm touching myself tonight.

The five give you weird looks.

Y/N: As I was saying, how are you beautiful, voluptuous ladies?

Blonde: We got told about a threat here.

You don't pay attention as you stare at her chest.

White haired girl: Great... Another pervert.

Asuka: I'm Asuka and these are my friends, Ikaruga, Katsuragi, Yagyu, and Hibari. Would you mind coming with us to speak with our teacher?

Y/N: I'd love to go, Sweet Cheeks.

She blushes like crazy.

Yagyu: ... Can we just leave him here?

Y/N: Look! I'm a teenage girl! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence. So what's it gonna be, long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on.

Yagyu: ... You got me in a box here.

Y/N: Ah HA!!!

Katsuragi: I like him.

With that, you follow the five girls to their school.

Y/N: Fuuuuuuck.... I hate school....

End of Part 1

A/N: And here's the first part.