It was another day at Arkham Asylum. One of the guards at Arkham was outside Joker's cell. A man in the uniform around 6'1 walked in. "Hey, where's Alan?" asked the guard, "he's supposed to guard Joker today."

"Gave him a break," said the man in the uniform, having a suspicious British accent, "allow me to let Joker take a stroll outside. I'll keep a good eye on him." The guard got out his baton and said, "Not if I have anything to say about-" his neck was then abruptly snapped, instantly killing him. The suspicious guard in question? It was Francis! He went into Joker's cell, closing the door. Joker was playing with his usual cards, and looked at Francis. "You're not Alan," he said, "gave him a break?"

"Oh yes, I did," Ajax smugly said. "Literally?" Joker asked, smirking. Ajax nodded, making Joker cackle, "I like you. And whom do I owe the pleasure to?"

"Ajax," he replied, "and you are the famous Clown Prince of Crime."

"Flattered you know my reputation friend," said Joker, "now what brings a guy like you to this Fruitcake Sanatorium full of nuts?"

"I hear your asylum got a new prisoner," said Ajax, "someone I know rather well."

"Oh, the Deathstroke ripoff in the straightjacket?" asked Joker, "is that the guy?" Ajax nodded and said, "yeah, that's him. You can say I'm Frankenstein and I created a monster. I hear he's got a new psychiatrist."

"Right you are my friend," said Joker, "Dr. Harleen Quinzel. Work it up a bit, and you get Harlequin!"

"Ah, like the jester," said Ajax, "brilliant wordplay. I've basically ruined Deadpool's life. But I'm not done just yet. I want to break him even further. Starting with his lovely psychiatrist. Want to help me?"

Joker laughed and clapped his hands, saying, "sounds like fun! But there's a bit of a problem... how do I get out?" 

"Leave that to me," said Ajax. A couple hours later, two guards left Arkham Asylum, going into an inconspicuous car. The two guards turned out to be Joker and Ajax of course. "Told you it'd be easy," said Ajax. "You truly are a genius Ajax," said Joker, "this may be the start of a beautiful friendship."