I HAVE DECIDED! that im gonna do something amazing every ten chapters!! yay me! Today I am going to do an exclusive (see? smarticle word!!! i is smart mommy!!)  interveiw with all on the akatsuki and june! hehe prepare for this amazing awesome interveiw crap! muhahaha

1st up! JUNE HAKATE UCHIHA ZAKI!

me:hello!

June: hey

me: first question! Why do you always brag about how beautiful you are and yet when it comes to flirting and boys you are likeee NO WAY JOSE!..?

June: *stares* well i AM beautiful! you made me! and i think boys are icky!

me: -.-' oookay SECOND QUESTION! Vampires or Werewolves?

June: well duh, werewolves suck! vampires all the way baby!

me: WOO! okay, send in Pein!

June: *gets up* okay *leaves*

2nd!! PEIN/ NAGATO

me: sup emo-pants

pein: -.-' hurry up, i have other things i have to do today

me: okay jeez emo, dont go cuttin yoself on me! FIRST QUESTION! why did you offer June to join akatsuki so many times, even after she declined you every single time??

pein: *glares* she accepted the last one!

me: only because i made her

pein: well thank you.

me: yep, anytime. because you suck, you only get one question. NEXT!

pein: ...jerk. *poofs away*

3rd!!!! HIDAN

hidan: hurry the hell up! i randomly popped in here while i was doing a sacfice!

me:...your hot. *smiling pervertedly*

hidan: finally someone agrees with me!

me: okay! snapping out of it now. first question! has June showed any sort of affection torwards you?

hidan: yes. she let me see her in a creek last week and bitch told me that she didn't want to hurt me. *dreamy swirly eyes*

me: oooooooooookaaayy... *remembering the mission i wrote about three chapters ago* second question! will you be willing to let me strip you in future chapters?

hidan: sure! as long as june sees my hot ass bod!

me: okay! you gotta complete that sacrifice now! bye!

hidan: cya pedo *leaves*

me: *eye twitch* whatevrrr homeboy!

4th! SASORI

me: lets get to the point puppet boy. do you like june or not?

sasori: that is for me to know and for you to find out.

me: comeonnn! i'll make you do something embarassing!

sasori: like i care.

me: okay jeez. second question! will you ever turn back to a human?

sasori: ....... no. *eye twitch*

me: haha okay, goodbye now *snaps fingers*

sasori: *disappears*

5th!! DEIDARA

me: hey gurl heyyy

dei: hhhhheeeyyy!!!

me: will you act like a girl again in the future? i thought it was quite funny

dei: i don't know, will I?

me: yes. yes you will.

dei: im scared.

me: be scared. SECOND quESTION! do you also have a crush on sassy mc. puppet? it seems like it.

dei: NO! *blushes* June is my one and only love! and i am not gay!

me: but i can make you

dei: ...true.... very true...

6th!!! ITACHI

me: do you pencil in those lines on your face with eye liner? it looks dumb.

ita: no... *turns around and pencils face*

me: okay... 0.0 second question! do you. have the hots. for sharky?

ita: quit trying to pair the akatsuki with each other! no!

me: okay, be like that. you are the one that's going to suffer!

7th! KISAME

me: are you going to ever be in a chapter Shark?

Ki: if i am not mistaken, i am 9in the chapter that's below.

me: oh yeah, i forgot.

ki: yeah, and dont call me Shark. it offends me greatly.

me: oh, sorry. SECOND QUESTION! why aren't you in the ocean with all of the other sharks?

ki: my family dont like me. so i stay on land

me: o.o okay...

ki: yep....

8th!! KOHAN!

me: why haven't you ever flirted with the other Akatsuki.. just pein... seriously? you'd make a good couple with Itachi....

ko: i would? well, that was random.. i uh am not hoey?

me: okay.. second question! will you make a paper statue of me?

ko: no.

me: so cold...

9th! ZETZU!

me: are you a plant?

Zet: yes. approximently 68% plant, 32% human. *babbles*

me: shut up. seriously.

Zet: so cold...

me: dont take my line! jeez, i hope you lose the war!

Zet: what war?

me: NOTHING! nothing at ALL! go away now. you scare me

10th!!! TOBI!

tobi: tobi good boy!

me: shut up stupid polly parot.

tobi: *cries*

me: you don't get no questions! i dont like you one bit!

tobi: tobi bad boy...?

me: GO AWAY TOBI! i'll kill you! all i have to do is type it and boom! your dead!

tobi: *runs away very fast* AAhhhhhhhhhhHhh

10th!! KAKUZU

me: i dont even know how to spell your name! you dont deserve questions either! your too greedy!

KA: well i dont know how to answer to that. i'm not being charged for this, am i?

me: your gonna grow up as an addicted gambler.

KA: a what??

me: oh right, thats not in your time

ka: i am very confused

me: good, damn gambler.

ka: ??? *leaves*

Well, that was it!! it was veeeerrryyy long at took about 2 hours!! AHH! and now down below is about 6 paragraphs! if the interveiws bore you... SCREW YOU!! muahaha bet you would... thats what she said... yes, i am talking to myself... ;) enjoy below

Chapter 10...billion... no i jk, i jk :) hehe

Rules of a vampire: (I made this just a second ago, ha-ha)
1: do NOT tell anyone that you’re a vampire... broken
2: trance the opposite sex and suck their blood... Fun rule
3: be a lonely depressed little vampire and don’t talk to anyone.... broken
4: live alone... broken
last but not least. 5: do NOT fall in love with a human... unbreakable
I sighed. So back then when i said only Kakashi and the 3rd knew I was a vampire? I lied. All of the Akatsuki knew about me too.

I glanced at the tired Itachi and Kisame. They were facing off against me in that field with blue and pink lilies. I wasn't breaking a sweat and they were panting hard and their heartbeats were exhilarating. Their blood smelled like tired blood. A pretty bad smell if you asked me. 

Itachi ran at me again, completing a well-known fire jutsu, grand fire ball. I jumped to the side and threw myself in midair towards the duo. I got out five kunai and threw them, and did a soaring dragon water jutsu before i landed on the ground. They were gone in an instant, caught in my dragons of water. Not even Kisame could withstand the pressure of the water. I giggled and hopped around like a bunny grinning. I heard a few swear words come from the two and i looked to see them coming back, drenched.

"Aw, don't be a sore loser! And you will get stronger if you train! And maybe you will beat me one day!" They both glared at me and went in the base.

"Guys?" I jogged to them and smiled. "Sorry. Here, I'll dry you off." I did a special drying jutsu that i taught myself and they both seemed happier. 
"I sometimes forget that you’re an old woman. You’re too peppy." Kisame grinned, which earned him a hard whack in the head, causing him to be thrown back a few feet.

"Don't call me old! You know I hate it!" I yelled and stalked off to my room. I opened my door and sat on my bed. The bedrooms in this place? They looked like dungeons... with comfy beds. This is still my first day, just to let you know. And its 6 pm. they expect a nice dinner from me i bet and sat up to go to the kitchen. I opened the fridge and it was stocked... but only with the basics. Milk, eggs, cheese, meat... a lot of meat... and a jar of mayo.
I groaned not knowing what to make. At that very second, I thought of what to make. And at that very second, a boy with an orange swirly mask skipped in all happy.