Gil's Problems

Gil's sitting in the dinning room, eating the pancakes he made the night before.

'Why was she writing out her problems?' He thought, stuffing his face with the pancakes. 'She's weird. I don't have any problems!' He sat up straight in his chair confidently as he spoke. There is one problem though....

He jumped up and ran into the room Liz was at. She was taking a nap at her desk. It had been a long day for her, she got no sleep because she was cleaning, and Gil had been annoying her to death all day. He pushed open the door and screamed "LIZ THERE'S A PROBLEM!!!" Right in her ear. Liz screamed and swung her arm around around, almost punching him in the face.

"What do you want Gil???!!!"

"Liz, millions of birds die each day because they run into windows. I think- (he walked over to her window and pulled it open) we should just keep our windows open so they don't die!"

Suddenly a bunch of bugs (and one bee) flew in

"GIL OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!" Liz screamed, jumping on her desk, using Gil as a shield.

"What?!" He asked turning around to face her.

"I'm allergic to bees Gil! Get it out!!!"

"Oh shit I'm sorry man I got you..."
Gil waved his arms around trying to kill it. He ended up slapping it, and making it mad. The bee swung around and stung Liz on her left thigh.

"FUCK!!! GIL!!" She screamed at the top her lungs, collapsing into Gil's back.

Her leg swelled instantly.

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