~Previously in Dead Last Chapter 4~

Alright so basically  after not doing so well in finals, Y/n still works up the courage to ask Nagisa if he wants to come over for dinner to meet her parents who want to meet him. He agrees and so they both go pick up her brother from his school  together. Once they get off the train and are walking home they have a semi deep talk and Nagisa offers to help her out at her house. Y/n is touched by this and so yea. They go to her house and her mom greets him and is like ayo I've heard so muc about you! and wholesomeness!!

||Y/n's P.o.v||

 So after dropping off my little bro off at his school, the first thing I'm greeted with wasn't, 'hey Y/n, how was your weekend?' it was 'hey we're getting Mr. K and Professor Bitch together, come help us pick out a gift for her so we can pretend Mr. K thought to give it to her'. I want to say I'm mad about this, but I'm not. I get to see my otp possibly get together, and I skip class. What more could a lazy simp like me even ask for?? So now here we are, at some flower van. Yep, it's just me and Nagisa...and Kayoano, and Karma, and Okuda, and Kanzaki, AAANNNDD Sugino...

"Professor bitch probably already got just about every gift there is." Sugino said looking down at his phone.

He sighed a slid his phone back in his pocket,

"It's a tough one." Kayano added

"The class pitched in 5,107 yen. Will that even get us a present for a groan woman??" Nagisa asked.

I rolled my eyes, how did no one else see the floor stand right behind us,

"Why don't we just get her flowers-"

"--I knew it! Hey you guys!" someone cut me off...

I looked back to see who the jerk was that interrupted me, and of course it was the stupid flower guy,

"Did everything turn out okay? You know, with the old guy's leg?"

I raised a brow. Why was he even talking to us like he knew us, and how did he know about the old man's broken leg?? As far as I knew, I've only seen him today... 

Welp apparently Nagisa and the others recognized him. I guess he like he was there when some of the class broke the principal guy's leg, he like called the ambulance or something,

"Thanks so much for your help. He managed to forgive us." Nagisa told him.

"Ah. I'm glad it wasn't anything serious."

'Yea cuz everyone doing poorly on their finals, minus Karma isn't anything serious...' I thought.

"And now you'd like to find a gift, something for a grownup?" The flower guy asked.

"Oh, yes!" Kanzaki replied

"How about something like this?" He asked holding out a rose, giving it to Kanzaki.

I resisted the urge to roll my eyes. Didn't I literally just say that??

"I get it: a bouquet!" Kayano exclaimed, admiring the rose in Kanzaki's hands.

The flower guy turned back to his flower van and started shuffling with the various arrangements of flowers he had,

"In any age where we have to pick our presents, why do you think flowers are still popular go-to gift?" He asked.

I bit my tongue in order not to reply sarcastically. This guy was literally milking us. He turned back around and had a bouquet of roses in his hands. My eyes widened at how beautiful they looked, I was instantly sold,

"It's not just about heart." He continued, "Their color, shape, fragrance, and their impermanence-- makes them a perfect natch for the human instinct."

"Wow, that's pretty persuasive! " Okuda exclaimed

"Yea! I'd kill to have a bouquet that pretty!" I chimed in

"A very fine speech indeed..." Karma added, "...If only you weren't holding a calculator."

That's when I noticed the blue calculator in his hand. I was instantly uncharmed, how did I notice that??

"Well, uh, it is a business...So what'll it be? It's a flowery fate! I'll even cut you a deal." The flower guy asked.

I rolled my eyes at him.

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We reached Mr. K's office, and luckily it was just him in there. It was a relief to know our other classmates were still distracting Professor Bitch. Unfortunately Mr. K decided to be a little fucking dense,

"A bouquet for Irina's birthday?" He asked closing his laptop, "Why me? She'd be happier to get it from you." He reasoned.

I felt my eye twitch. Mr. K was more dense than Nagisa was!

"Mr. Karasuma, if you consider that bitch a vital asset, wouldn't winning our colleague over be part of your job? Oh, and let's not tell her who got the bouquet." Karma told him.

"You have a point. All right, I'll do it. Thank you for your concern." He agreed.

And instantly like that my spirits were lifted again. Now that the dumb part was out of the way we alerted some of our other classmates that the deed was done via text. We were all basically outside the window of the teacher's lounge peering in. It was such a beautiful thing to see. He was all like 'happy birthday...' and she was all like 'f-for me??'. I sighed lovingly, if only Nagisa would show me hat kind of attention. Pff I almost laughed, who am I kidding?? Nagisa literally takes me out to eat at least once a week, and now he comes over to help cook, clean AND take care of S/n, I'm literally living Professor Bitch's dream!! Still though, it wouldn't kill him to get me a bouquet of pretty flowers every once in a while...I let out a sigh and tugged on Nagisa's sleeve,

"Nagisa..." I whispered.

"What is it Y/n?" He replied looking at me.

My face heated up at the idea, and I covered my face in my hands,

"Buy me flowers too!" I whispered, "I-I mean please...if you want to..." I blushed

I heard him chuckle but our conversion was cut short because of what dumbass Mr. K was saying,

"It stands to reason. Either our mission ends or the world does."

I uncovered my face from my hands began looking inside again. What the hell was he going on about??

"...Either way, it'll be over in less than half a year."

Suddenly I heard footsteps and then Professor bitch opened the window we were all at , startling us. 'Oh no...' I couldn't help but panic in my head. She looked very mad...

"I figured it was something like this. No way would that square think to give my flowers for my birthday." She said.

And then she shot her gun in the sky, and so of course Koro Sensei let out a shriek. Then he fell off the roof onto the ground,

"Did you enjoy yourselves? Stringing along a pro assassin, watching her get hopes up?" She asked us.

I felt kind of bad because that was never our intention.

"That's not it, Miss Irina! The students acted out of pure affection to--" Koro Sensei tried to reason with her.

"Save your lame argument, octorazzi!! (octo paparazzi)" Professor Bitch cut him off.

Then he just gave us all a side glance and she walked out the room, shoving the bouquet back into Mr. K's hands. She literally just walked out the school, Katoaka and Sugino tried to call out to her, but she ignored them. I let out a sigh of disappointment, I wasn't really sure what kind of magical moment I was expecting from someone as dense as Mr. K,

"Mr. Karasuma, wasn't that a little cold?" Maehara asked Mr. K from the window.

"Don't tell us you still haven't noticed!" Okano added.

Mr. K didn't even turn to face us when he said, "Do I really look that dense to you?". I raised my brows at him unamused, 'Well I mean kinda...' I couldn't help but think. Mr. K then walked over to his desk,

"You may think I'm heartless, but if she can't keep her cool, I'll hire another assassin. She's not qualified to work here if her blade can be blunted by romance. That's all there is to it." He told us.

We all looked up at him in mainly disbelief. I couldn't help but think he was never going to get a girlfriend with that kind of attitude...

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Hey guys sorry for the postponed chapters. Last week was finals week and so I was busy doing projects and other crap and I didn't have time to write any new chapters. This week is my last week of school so hopefully things will calm down after that. Also I will still (hopefully) be posting chapters this weekend, so yea. Thanks for your patience yet again!!