||Y/n's P.o.v||

I woke up in the classroom, covered in my own nose blood. I blinked as I stared up at the school ceiling, 'What...the fuck...happened...' I asked myself, still in a slight daze. That's when it hit me, Nagisa in a skirt. Nakamura, convincing him to go out with stalker boyfriend. Wait... NAGISA'S ON A DATE WITH STALKER BOYFRIEND! I quickly shot upright and scrambled onto my feet. I was about ready to jump back out the window, but I looked down at my apron and got a bit startled. I quickly untied my bloody apron and threw it off my body. I looked down at my outfit and thankfully there was no nose blood on it. It was only on my apron. After I sighed in relief, I jumped out the window to find Nagisa. As soon as I was outside, I spotted Nakamura holding up a notebook from behind a bush. I assumed the worst and began walking over to her.

While I was walking, Karma came up behind me and put his arm around me, "Karma!!  What are you doing??" I asked, my face hot.

He laughed a bit,

"I haven't seen you since this morning N/n-chan! I came to see what you're doing!!" He exclaimed.

I pushed his arm off of me, "Nothing! I'm doing nothing! I'm just going to go see what Nakamura's doing!!" I quickly told him, hoping he'd leave me alone.

He looked over at Nakamura,

"Nakamura, huh..." Karma commented.

He snatched my maid headband off my head, "I'll come with you!!" He told me.

"Karma!" I exclaimed, trying to attack him.

"What?" He laughed.

"It took my 30 minutes to do my hair this morning! And 15 minutes to put that headband on for this stupid festival!! If there's even so much as a misplaced hair, I'll kill you!!" I exclaimed, now trying to grab back my headband.

Karma laughed, "Oh really?? Are you that willing to risk Nagisa seeing your embarrassing letter??" Karma asked me. My face burned hot and I quickly calmed down,

"Fine...Fine!" I huffed, "Let's just get to Nakamura and see what she's doing..."

Karma grinned, "Sounds like plan Y/n!" He exclaimed patting my head. I quickly pushed his hand off of me,

"What did I just tell you!!" I shouted.

"Sh!" Nakamura shushed me.

I looked at her, and almost panicked. I hadn't even realized that had reached Nakamura. She motioned for us to get down, and Karma and I quickly crouched down. I sat on my knees and asked,

"How's it going?"

Before she could answer, Karma spoke up,

"How's what going?" He asked.

"Nagisa's on a date with that guy from the bar! He's rich so--" Nakamura began.

"Oh I get it!" Karma said, looking down at her notebook.

He took the notebook out of her hands, along with the pen she was using to write,

"I know just what to say!" He said quietly.

He then wrote the phrase: See if he'll play ¥10k for a date. I blushed at the phrase and tried to stop Karam from showing it to Nagisa, but it was too late, and Nagisa had read it. He obviously didn't look like he was going to go along with what Karma was suggesting. I popped up from the bushes, startling Nagisa and I grabbed the notebook from Karma. I then started writing my own phrase. I wrote: See if he's a masochist. If he is, ask if he'll play ¥10K for you to slap him around. I thought he would do it, but he also didn't seem eager to follow my plan. I grimaced a bit, my plan was genius!

"Hey! Karasuma! Brought you something!" Some guy with blonde hair and goggles said. 

He was carrying some kind of dead turkey in one hand, and rifle in the other. This startled me, and so I went back to hiding behind the bushes. I then watched him talk with Mr. K,

"I'm liking all the rich colors on this mountain!" The guy said to Mr. K

"I heard the reaper did you in...." Mr. K began talking to the guy.

"Who's that? He has a gun!" Nagisa's stalker boyfriend asked, "M-maybe I should call the police..." I heard him say.

I discreetly peered my head over the bushes just enough to see what was going on. Nagisa stopped his stalker boyfriend and said,

"Whoa! Whoa! N-no-- that guy is, uh..."

Nakamura tapped me with the notepad and I quickly took it, showing it to Nagisa from behind the bushes,

"M-mr. Yoshika from the local hunt club..." Nagisa read off the paper.

I looked at Nakamura in a way that said Nagisa's stalker boyfriend would never believe that. She shrugged at me, not knowing what else to put. I groaned quietly, and flipped to the next page writing something else when his stalker boyfriend pointed out that he was totally a foreigner. I showed Nagisa what I had written: He's a big anime fan

"He's naturalized. A big anime fan-- you know." Nagisa explained to his stalker boyfriend.

"Oh really?" He asked, He seemed to have believed Nagisa after all. "Well enough about Mr. Yoshioka...Nagisa...be honest; what do you think of me--"

I dropped the notebook and quickly covered my mouth to prevent myself from either throwing up or laughing, I wasn't sure which. Suddenly the guy started screaming in fear and I peaked from out of the bushes to see what was happening. Behind Nagisa was Mr. Lovro. I watched him also walk over to Mr. K, saying that Koro Sensei had invited him. At this point I felt less bad for myself, and more bad for Nagisa's stalker boyfriend.

As someone who's tried to confess to Nagisa multiple times and been interrupted more times than I could count, it was painful seeing someone else go through it. I was starting to think that it was never me, and Nagisa is just bad luck when it comes to confessing. I couldn't help but root for his boy stalker boyfriend, sure I didn't actually want them to get together or anything, and the minute he tried anything I'd jump from out of the bushes and strangle the guy, I still wanted him to at least get what he had to say off his chest. I know what it's like not to be able to do so.

"What's with the scary old dude? He's no ordinary guy..." His stalker boyfriend spoke up in a nervous tone.

I turned my attention back to him and Nagisa behind the bushes. I looked around for the notebook, but it wasn't near me anymore. I thought I had lost it and so I began to panic, but Karma got my attention by tapping my shoulder and I realized that Nakamura had the notepad again and was showing it to Nagisa from her side of the bushes,

"M-Mild Yagyu..." Nagisa read, "A big name in the Asakusa theater scene."

"He's a comedian??" Nagisa's stalker boyfriend exclaimed in a surprised manor.

"Th-that conversation they were discussing a comedy bit. His pupil quit comedy, see, and became a teacher here, and..."

Nagisa's stalker boyfriend looked behind himself to see all the other different assassins chowing down at our cafe. He looked very...stunned,

"F-fellow comedians! From Asakusa!" Nagisa shot up, quickly trying to justify all the weirdos we had.

Nagisa just kept going...

"--and the guy eating the wasabi Mont Blanc, is doing a reaction schtick he learned directly from Mild Yagyu..."

I looked over to see the guy that Nagisa was talking about was Blonde Assassin from the hotel. Karma had just put wasabi paste in his food and he was reacting badly to it. That's when I realized that Karma wasn't sitting next to me. He had disappeared and I hadn't even noticed! 

"We just seem to fallin with that kind of crowd." I heard Nagisa say.

"Hey Nagisa...You're lying, aren't you?" He asked.

I quickly spun back around. Nakamura and I both scrambled behind the bushes, trying to discreetly see what was going on, we were shoulder to shoulder. It was like we were watching a drama movie. I was curious as to what would happen next. Nagisa's stalker boyfriend then said,

"My old man's a big named talent. Since I was little, I've seen the faces of tons of people who've cozied up to him. I can tell when people put up a front, wear a fake smile."

I gasped quietly, wishing I had popcorn to eat as I watched everything play out with Nakamura. Nagisa's stalker boyfriend looked so serious, so cynical. He continued,

"The girl I met at the island hotel? She wouldn't smile like that."

Nakamura and I both eyed each other in confusion. I gave her a look that said, 'What the hell is he talking about??' She shrugged at me. 'No clue...' She told me back with her eyes. We both then turned out attention back to Nagisa and his stalker boyfriend. We waited patiently for Nagisa's reply. Since they were so close to us, we couldn't help him out with out notepad,

"Wow. Good eye." Nagisa commented.

I went stiff. Was he really going to just throw in the towel and not get us any money? His stalker boyfriend sat back down,

"Nothing good about it." He said, "Just an unwanted talent I got from my skeevy environment."

"You're right. I was lying to you. I've looked like this since I was a little boy--I can't help it. And I've always hated it."

"Wait-- 'boy'?" His stalker boyfriend asked.

My face heated up. 'Oh crap! Nagisa's doing it!!' I thought. Nagisa continued,

"But lately, I've learned that if it can help others, even an unwanted talent can give you confidence. So I don't hate it that much now. I'm sorry. I'm a guy." Nagisa explain sitting down.

I felt something drip out of my nose, I was sure it was my own blood. Even in a skirt, Nagisa has always been the most admirable guy I've ever met in my entire life. He makes me glad I get to spend so much time with him.

"Another lie?" Nagisa's stalker boyfriend asked plainly.

"No, really." Nagisa told him.

"Another one?"

"No, really."

I gabbed the notepad from Nakamura and wrote: Show him and he'll belive you! She read the message and snickered. I handed the notebook back to her and she lifted it above the bushes for him to see. I stared at Nagisa intently, hoping I'd get to see something, anything!! He ignored both of us,

"Does this look like a lying face" He asked, looking at his stalker boyfriend.

I pouted in disappointment before I began to look on again,

"No way..." His stalker boyfriend muttered.

"Examined from another angle, your faults and weaknesses can be weapons. What I've learned in this classroom is how to do just that. It's how we put together this cafe, and it's the connection that brought all these people here today. It's really exciting--and fun." Nagisa told him.

Nagisa's stalker boyfriend, or should I say ex boyfriend stood up without saying a word. Nagisa also quickly got up, and pulled out his wallet,

"Oh, b-but since I tricked you, I'll give you your money back!" He said.

"Nah. I just...I feel like such a dummy." His ex stalker boyfriend said walking away, "I'm out."

Karma was suddenly by Nagisa's side holding a stack of books,

"Huh? He left already?" Karma asked, startling me, "I was going to soak him for a cosplay and photo shoot."

That's when I realized Karma wasn't holding books. No, they were maid outfits. Without thinking, I quickly shot up from behind the bushes and chopped the costumes out of his hand,

"No more dresses!!" I exclaimed.

"Just how much money were you trying to make off me?!" Nagisa asked Karma as I scolded him.

Karma flicked me in my nose causing me to stop shouting,

"Y/n...you're bleeding again..." He told me.

I looked down, and too my horror, there were blood stains on my school sweater, " NOOOOOOOOO!!!" I shouted in despair.

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Lmao, lowkey, I liked this chapter. It's Lowkey wholesome. But yea...In case you forgot

The blonde guy with the googles, and the turkey, and the gun: His name is Red Eyes. He's from the show. I don't think he was in my book, but in the show he was one of the assassins the gov hired to try and kill Koro Sensei on the class trip that the girls got kidnapped on. He's a sharp shooter ig.

Mr. Lovro: I'm pretty sure he's been in more than one of my Chapters, but bc I'm lazy. He had a prominent appearence in Chapter 31 of the Second place book. In that chapter I called him Loverow and Monochrome guy. He was there to train some of the students before their southern island class trip.

Blonde assassin: He's from Chapters 38-39. He was the blonde guy who liked use his hands to crush skulls. He also said 'hm' alot. I hated writing him bc of that. He faught Karma, and after blonde assassin lost, Karma put all kinds of spicy sauces and pasts up his nose and mouth. So yea.

I think that's all the characters I mentioned in the chapter!! She you in the next one!!