"Wake up." Alucard's presence was felt by everyone in the room as he loomed over Seras' coffin.

Suddenly, her eyes popped open and you squealed in delight. Guns had just begun popping off in the background. Things were getting exciting.

"G-Good... Good morning..."

"Wake up. It's interesting, so get up."  Alucard demanded as he stood up and pulled you close, lifting you into the air.

"Twirl me, sick bastard!" You demanded. "Can't you hear it, Sera-ra! The fucking cacophony?!"

You screamed with feeling as he twirled you to your demands, while you mussed up his long hair.

"Wha--what's all this..." A helicopter roared in close. "Wha-wha-what just what... what is this!?"

"Now it's time for war!" Alucard held you close as you wrapped your legs around his waist, dragging his nose against your face affectionately. "Now, if you would, take my darling child-like woman here, my princess, my doll, into the closet with you. And stay there until I call."

"You know she is my sister, right?... I'm going to take care of her regardless..." Seras complained as she walked past Alucard and grabbed you by the dress, yanking you off of him with her own vampiric strength.

You let out a wail.

"Be good, little girl." Alucard looked down at you. "If you make a peep, they might just slaughter you. And I'd hate to lose a toy before I get to play with it."

A shiver ran up your spine. A good kind of shiver.

"Gag. Don't talk like that in front of me." Seras complained as she dragged you into a closet and shut the door behind her. "Hush. OW!"

"HUSH!" Alucard demanded.

"She stabbed me!" Seras complained as she pulled a piece of broken wood out of her side. "You awful baby sister..."

You laughed and rocked back and forth.

"Shut up and let me redo your hair... At least Alucard will appreciate it. Unlike you..." She pulled you close to her, used to dealing with her ridiculous sister.

She pulled out the silver bows and began redoing your hair as best as she could.

You squirmed, but tried your best to stay quiet. And keep the biting to a minimum, lest you suffer from whiplash of getting the back of your head swatted.

"Get away from my coffin." You heard Alucard's deep voice after a few minutes, cuasing you to perk up.

"Shoot...." A strange voice muttered. "FREEZE!"

"Don't. Touch. My. Coffin."

Bullets rained down on the master vampire and Seras turned you around to shield you. The sound of bullets ripping through flesh however didn't make you squirm with discomfort. Instead, however, you were squirming with desire.

"Stop, you freak." Seras whispered.

"I told him to freeze, weird bastard." A voice spoke. "I know they said we could but isn't this overkill?"

"Who cares? They said kill 'em with feeling." Another spoke. "But what's with this guy, he stupid or something?"

"He must think he's special or something. Anyway our work's half done."

"There should be one more; a girl."

Seras gripped you harder. She knew she was a strong vampire, and she knew that Alucard wouldn't be put down easily but it was still hard to hear.

"Okay!! Find her!! When you do, take care of her like this guy!"

"You 'dogs'. I see you've got plenty of power. But a dog cannot kill me." You couldn't see him, but Alucard stood up and regenerated. "The ones who kill monsters are always humans."